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User talk:Kloke

2021-07-24T09:22:16Z

Kloke:

Happy to chat, either here on the Disc, or email me through the wiki.

Hi Kloke,

I saw your post on Priestsguild board.
I can help out some. Although I have not added much here on the DW Priest wiki in the past, I have helped Emily to update the charms info and custom bead prices on the main DW Mud wiki.

[[User:Persephone|Persephone]] ([[User talk:Persephone|talk]]) 17:51, 10 June 2018 (BST)

Welcome aboard Persephone,

I've given you Admin, validated and moderator rights.

Here's what Mishal said to me and may be informative to you:

"What I've done is set you as 'bureaucrat', 'moderator' and 'validated' on the wiki. Bureaucrat status lets you assign rights to other users as well as blocking people (a new permission that I just added); moderator status gives you much greater control over pages, including being able to delete pages, edit the wiki interface itself, edit protected pages (and mark pages as protected) and browse deleted pages; validated status simply means that I've verified that your account is of a MUD player (as opposed to a spammer, primarily) and simply allows the creation of new pages.

See http://www.dwpriests.com/wiki/Special:ListGroupRights for a full list of permissions for each group (I hope you can see that page, at least!)

Since you can now control user permissions on other people, you can assign "validated" to any wiki user who's a known MUD user (I had plans to automate that back in the day :)) in order to let them create new pages. Any registered user should be able to edit pages - if there's an issue with people not being able to register, let me know and I'll look in to it when I've got a minute. When I set up these permissions I found that the spam bots weren't interested in editing pages, they only wanted to create them, so banning unregistered users from creating pages was a good way of blocking the spammers. 6+ years later, I have no idea how effective that may be :)

Also feel free to assign other players to 'bureaucrat' and/or 'moderator' positions as you see fit. Obviously keep those to trusted people only, given that merely 'validated' users can do most editing work :)"

He also mentioned how out of date the software of the wiki is, and I suppose as long as this version is stable and doesn't have known vulnerabilities, we're OK for the time being.

I'm thinking of doing more comms to let the Disc know that we're open for business if anyone has new information - my first thoughts are town criers and an ad in the papers, which should be enough without going over the top.

Finally, for now, we'll need to update the main page to reflect us as being points of contact. I'd like your thoughts on that and anything else wiki related before I do anything though. Maybe catch up on the Disc next time we're both on?

--[[User:Kloke|Kloke]] ([[User talk:Kloke|talk]]) 09:26, 11 June 2018 (BST)

=HTTPS stylesheet problem=

Hi Kloke,

There seems to be a bit of a problem when viewing the wiki over HTTPS instead of plain HTTP:
It tries to load the stylesheet from https://www.dwpriests.com:80/, which doesn't work, so you end up with a text-only page.
(And my browser keeps insisting I look at the HTTPS version)

Hoping this is something which can easily be fixed in a template, wiki setting, or server config?

[[User:Rigrig|Rigrig]] ([[User talk:Rigrig|talk]]) 16:52, 11 July 2021 (BST)

:Hi RigRig,

:I get the same kind of behaviour. I did a bit of digging and results in https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Manual:Common_errors_and_symptoms#The_wiki_appears_without_styles_applied_and_images_are_missing suggest that the $wgServer variable needs to be set to the host name that people use to access the wiki - dwpriests.com. That's as far as I got so far - it isn't clear to me how that is set, and some search results suggest that it is depricated in newer versions of mediawiki. My role here is quite admin-ey (user settings and content manipulation), so this aspect of configuration is outside of my current skillset. I may need to get some help from Mishal (or guidance from someone else) on this. How much of an issue is this? I appreciate that there is a move for browsers to insist on HTTPS for all websites, so it could be that we can kill two (many?) birds with one stone here.

:Best wishes,

:[[User:Kloke|Kloke]] ([[User talk:Kloke|talk]]) 14:48, 17 July 2021 (BST)

::From that link it looks like autodetection was deprecated, not setting the <code>$wgServer</code> variable manually. Apparently you need to edit the <code>LocalSettings.php</code> file, i.e. you'll need access to edit files on the server, so I guess that means asking Mishal? My guess is ideally it should end up containing (amongst other things) something like this:
<pre>$wgForceHTTPS = true;
$wgServer = 'https://www.dwpriests.com';
$wgCanonicalServer = 'https://www.dwpriests.com';
</pre>
::I suspect there's some proxy stuff complicating things, but hope this would just redirect everybody to a working HTTPS site. (Quite possibly there's a <code>:80</code> somewhere in there now, which should be removed)

::[[User:Rigrig|Rigrig]] ([[User talk:Rigrig|talk]]) 20:24, 23 July 2021 (BST)

:::Thanks Rigrig,

:::I've emailed Mishal for advice/help.

:::[[User:Kloke|Kloke]] ([[User talk:Kloke|talk]]) 10:22, 24 July 2021 (BST)

User talk:Kloke

2021-07-17T13:48:45Z

Kloke: Reply to RigRig re: CSS

User:Kloke

2020-12-09T14:40:25Z

Kloke: Minor tweaks to formatting

Kloke is a Templar of Pishe and can often be found spreading the Word of Pishe across the Disc by smiting its ungodly heathen. He will happily take a break from this to help out anyone in need.

He is also an administrator of this Wiki, and, if you need anything, please, just [[User talk:Kloke|ask]] here, or mudmail me on the Disc.

'''Research that he would like to add:'''

Bonus of fa.it.ro required to hold rods of varying affinity and strength (gp cost) of ritual bestowal. Also, whether there is a way to predict what bonus will be required for any given combination. For example, a webbed baton with poor affinity rituals resurrect, restore and relief total 444 gp to bestow, but the fa.it.ro bonus is more than 444, but how much more and is it in proportion.

{| class="wikitable"
!Ritual(s)!!Total bestow Cost!!Rod Affinity!!Rod Bonus!!Hold Cost GP[1]!!Bonus % of Bestow Cost!!Hold Success %
|-
|Resurrect,Restore||350||Good||416||105||118.89||0 (0/10)
|-
|Resurrect,Restore||350||Good||430||100||122.86||0 (0/10)
|-
|Resurrect||200||Poor||402||80||201||5 (1/20)
|-
|Resurrect,Restore||350||Good||457||100||130.57||10 (2/20)
|-
|Resurrect,Restore||350||Good||471||100||134.57||20 (4/20)
|-
|Resurrect||200||Poor||416||80||208||20 (4/20)
|-
|Resurrect, Restore, Relief||375||Good||485||100||129.33||25 (5/20)
|-
|Resurrect||200||Good||320||50||160||35 (7/20)
|-
|Resurrect, Restore, Relief||375||Good||498||90||132.8||40 (8/20)
|-
|Resurrect||200||Poor||457||85||228.5||40 (8/20)
|-
|Resurrect||200||Poor||520||90||260||75 (15/20)
|-
|Resurrect||200||Good||520||60||260||100 (20/20)
|-
|Resurrect, Restore||300||Poor||532||120||177.3||??
|-
|Divine Hand||100||Good||130||24||130||0 (0/20)
|-
|Divine Hand||100||Good||133||24||133||10 (2/20)
|-
|Divine Hand||100||Good||135||24||135||??
|}
[1] Seems to vary

User:Kloke

2020-12-09T14:38:03Z

Kloke: Table of hold success based on rod, rit affinity and bonus.

Kloke is a Templar of Pishe and can often be found spreading the Word of Pishe across the Disc by smiting its ungodly heathen. He will happily take a break from this to help out anyone in need.

He is also an administrator of this Wiki, and, if you need anything, please, just [[User talk:Kloke|ask]] here, or mudmail me on the Disc.

'''Research that he would like to add:'''

Bonus of fa.it.ro required to hold rods of varying affinity and strength (gp cost) of ritual bestowal. Also, whether there is a way to predict what bonus will be required for any given combination. For example, a webbed baton with poor affinity rituals resurrect, restore and relief total 444 gp to bestow, but the fa.it.ro bonus is more than 444, but how much more and is it in proportion.

{| class="wikitable"
!!Ritual(s)!!Total bestow Cost!!Rod Affinity!!Rod Bonus!!Hold Cost GP[1]!!Bonus % of Bestow Cost!!Hold Success %
|-
|Resurrect,Restore||350||Good||416||105||118.89||0 (0/10)
|-
|Resurrect,Restore||350||Good||430||100||122.86||0 (0/10)
|-
|Resurrect||200||Poor||402||80||201||5 (1/20)
|-
|Resurrect,Restore||350||Good||457||100||130.57||10 (2/20)
|-
|Resurrect,Restore||350||Good||471||100||134.57||20 (4/20)
|-
|Resurrect||200||Poor||416||80||208||20 (4/20)
|-
|Resurrect, Restore, Relief||375||Good||485||100||129.33||25 (5/20)
|-
|Resurrect||200||Good||320||50||160||35 (7/20)
|-
|Resurrect, Restore, Relief||375||Good||498||90||132.8||40 (8/20)
|-
|Resurrect||200||Poor||457||85||228.5||40 (8/20)
|-
|Resurrect||200||Poor||520||90||260||75 (15/20)
|-
|Resurrect||200||Good||520||60||260||100 (20/20)
|-
|Resurrect, Restore||300||Poor||532||120||177.3||??
|-
|Divine Hand||100||Good||130||24||130||0 (0/20)
|-
|Divine Hand||100||Good||133||24||133||10 (2/20)
|-
|Divine Hand||100||Good||135||24||135||??
|}

Modify Memento

2019-11-10T16:01:03Z

Kloke: Bullet list for learn at skills for New

{{stub}}

{{RitualInfoBox
| name=Modify Memento
| gp=30
| learntat=?? in [[faith.rituals.misc.target]] and 90 in [[faith.rituals.special]]
| skills=[[faith.rituals.misc.target]] and [[faith.rituals.special]]
| grantedby=[[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]], [[Sandelfon]], [[Fish]], [[Hat]] and [[Sek]]
| requirements=[[Holy amulet|Amulet]]
| rodtype=m
}}

Transfers a remembered place to a different item

__TOC__

= Description =
This ritual allows the performer to change a remembered place from one object to another. This can be particularly useful when trying to record a location on lighter weight charms, as it can be performed at an altar where there is a significant boost.

= Help File =

As the Remember Place ritual allows you to remember a location on a specific item, the Modify Memento ritual petitions your deity to change that item. To perform it successfully, you will need a holy amulet.

The ritual is performed using two arguments: the source and the target object. The source object must be an item which you have remembered a place on using the Remember Place (or Modify Memento) ritual. The target must be consecrated to your deity, and cannot already be used to remember a place.

Modify Memento employs the same weight checks to determine the difficulty of using a small item as Remember Place does. Note that successfully performing Modify Memento removes the location from the source item.

= Example =
{{Prebox|> perform modify memento on bottle, charm
You recite the psalm of remembrance.
You concentrate intently on the large amber bottle, using it to focus your memory of the north end of Short Street outside the Mended Drum.
You indicate your desire to remember the north end of Short Street outside the Mended Drum, with the help of the gold bottle charm.
You will now remember the north end of Short Street outside the Mended Drum with the aid of the gold bottle charm.}}
= Granted By =
[[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]], [[Sandelfon]], [[Fish]], [[Hat]] and [[Sek]]

= Learnt At =
*[[faith.rituals.misc.target]] level ??
*[[faith.rituals.special]] level 90

= Skills Used =
*[[faith.rituals.misc.target]]
*[[faith.rituals.special]] {{TMed}}

= Base GP Cost =
30 GP

= Requirements =
[[Holy amulet]]

= [[Meditate]] =
{{MeditateBox
| type=m
| steps=3
| target=Objects, Multiple Targets
| components=[[Holy amulet]]
| powers=Speech, Movement
| resist=na
}}

= See Also =

* [[Remember Place]]
* [[Divine Hand]]
* [[Far Sight]]
* [[Scour]]

[[Category:Pishe Rituals]]
[[Category:Gufnork Rituals]]
[[Category:Gapp Rituals]]
[[Category:Sandelfon Rituals]]
[[Category:Fish Rituals]]
[[Category:Hat Rituals]]
[[Category:Sek Rituals]]
[[Category:Rituals]]

Faith rods

2018-08-30T17:01:54Z

Kloke: Minor typo correction

The faith rods, maces, and flails are carriers for rituals allowing a player (priest or non-priest) to perform rituals they would otherwise not have at their disposition. The services that each item allows the player to request depends on which powers have been infused into them. Note that this system means that wizards, witches and any others not worshipping a god are unable to access the powers contained within the items.
The rods need to be charged by a priest, then have to be consecrated to your God and charged in order to be of use for you. So when requesting a rod, please remember it's a VERY time consuming process!

Rods (includes batons/canes/maces) need to be held to charge or perform the ritual(s) in them. This requires significant faith.item.rod skills - research is limited at present(see (and contribute to!) [[Bonuses For Faith Rods]]), but it appears that the minimum requirement to guarantee reasonable success in holding a rod is a similar bonus in fa.it.ro as the bonus in the skill(s) required to perform the ritual. This will be much higher if you are using a cane/mace/rod with multiple rituals.

It costs 46gp to attempt to hold a rod.(More research needed)

===Some good old references===
The [[Ancient Rods|ancient faith rods]] and how they used to work.

The very first successful [[nonpishite res|resurrect by a non-Pishite]]: LaoTzu resses Sined.

Early [[Datheds Rod Research|research]] into the gp used in charging new rods by Dathed.

===New research===

Latest figures are from [[Tonys_Rod_Research|Tony's Rod Research]].

===Bestowing===

You will need deity points, the ritual, and the relevant faith skills to put a ritual on a rod. You will need to find an empty "slot", and bestow the ritual into that slot. You can only put one copy of each ritual into each rod, and when you bestow it you will attempt to perform it normally, but with a success resulting in that ritual becoming imbued. Since bestowing costs DP it cannot be done by excommunicated priests! The different types of rod have affinities that suit some ritual types more than others (see [[List of Rods]]). It is much harder to bestow a ritual into a rod if it has a poor affinity for it.

See [[Faith_Rods/Bestowal_Costs|the bestowal cost reference]].

===Scouring===

If you have a faith rod with a certain ritual, but you want to get rid of the ritual, you have two options: ask a priest of a different god to re-consecrate the rod, or use your scour command. But beware, you might end up with less than you intended to!

===Performing===

Using "perform <ritual> on <target> [using|from] <rod> " you can perform a ritual from a rod instead of from your mind. It'll still cost gp. If it's more than a one-shot imbue (see below), it'll also cost deity points. If the rod has the ritual, then you will be able to perform as though you had it yourself. You'll still need to be able to actually succeed in performing it, which will be harder than performing the ritual from your mind.

Any follower or priest can perform rituals these ways. Since they use [[Deity points|deity points]], heretics are again excluded.

===Charging up the rod===

When you bestow a ritual into a rod, it can only be used once!! So if you perform the ritual, it will dissolve from the rod, leaving an empty slot. It can be made to be used multiple times by pouring guild points into the rod. You can do this by praying whilst holding the rod. If you're holding two rods, the gp invested will be split over them. If you hold beads at the same time, all the gp will charge the rod, and [[Tonys_Rod_Research#Holding_beads_and_a_faith_rod|none will charge the beads]]. To be able to charge a rod, you will need to be a priest of the same deity as the rod to do this (use see consecration!). When you charge the rod, you will find that the ritual can be "imbued", "impressed" or "imprinted" into the rod.

This means:

*''imbued'': ritual can only be used once
*''impressed'': ritual can be used multiple times, but the ritual will disappear when you consecrate the rod to another deity
*''imprinted'': ritual can be used multiple times and it will remain on the rod when reconsecrated
When charging a rod, you'll see these levels of charge:

#imbued, barely visible light
#imbued, faint light
#imbued, dull light
#imbued, pale light
#imbued, dim light
#imbued, moderate light
#imbued, softly pulsing light

"The <rod name> trembles momentarily as its bond with the ritual <ritual name> is strengthened."

#impressed, softly pulsing light
#impressed, brightly pulsing light
#impressed, bright light
#impressed, strong light
#impressed, brilliant light
#impressed, dazzling light
#impressed, radiant light

"The <rod name> throbs with power as its bond with the ritual <ritual name> is fastened tight."

#imprinted - no light level!

It was previously thought that the cost to charge was related to the cost of performing the ritual. [[Tonys_Rod_Research|Recent research]] has shown that the cost of ''bestowing'' the ritual is the key figure. See [[Faith_Rods/Bestowal_Costs|the bestowal cost reference]] for a list of rituals and the gp cost to bestow them.

To reach the impressed stage, on a baton with good affinity, takes around 260 times the bestowal gp cost of the ritual itself. To imprint a ritual takes around an additional 360 times the bestowal gp cost, for a total of around 620 times the bestowal gp cost. If you are trying to charge a rod that has a poor affinity for a ritual, it will cost even more gp to charge. Charging rituals on multiple slot rods also takes longer.

Charging up to and including "moderate light" takes around 32 times the bestowal gp per visible stage of charging. Charging beyond this point takes around 64 times the bestowal gp per visible stage of charging. The change from Imbued to Impressed takes place part way through the "softly pulsing light" stage.

Using rods with affinity for a different type of ritual can increase the gp cost of charging by up to 100%. Using a rod with neutral affinity can increase the gp cost of charging by up to 44%.

It has been observed that when charging a rod with multiple rituals and dependencies, no linked slot can proceed from imbued to impressed, or impressed to imprinted, until the slot that it depends on is also impressed or imprinted. This means that a small ritual in a linked slot may pause until the larger ritual in the slot it depends on catches up in terms of charging. Whether the smaller ritual continues to use prayer gp at this point is not known.

===Transferring rods between gods===

Only followers and priests of the rod's deity can use a rod to cast rituals. But you can consecrate a rod to change its deity, and allow other gods to use the rituals. However, the rituals must be really well-connected (imprinted) to the rod to survive the consecration, else they will leave the rod. When you reconsecrate a rod, all rituals drop to the "imbued" level!! So you have to recharge the rod before being able to use it multiple times!

When a rod changes deity, the new deity takes on the responsibility for paying for the deity point costs.

===Linked slots===

If you look at the rods, you'll see they have several slots in which you can put rituals. Some are dependent on others. You can only put a ritual in an empty slot which is not dependent on another empty slot. Rituals must be bestowed in descending order of bestowal cost. Each new ritual you add to a rod must have a bestowal cost less than or equal to the bestowal cost of the ritual in the linked slot. Bestowing a ritual on a rod will affect that rod's affinity.

If an imbued ritual is performed and leaves the rod, it'll empty all other slots dependent on it too.

===Different rods available===

There's a wide variety of rods available on the Disc. There are rods with one, two, three or even four slots. The four slot rods are each unique to a certain npc of a God. (List courtesy of Nightcrawler)

;Spiked black pole - Kess of Sek
;Blue lacquered staff - Vy of Fish
;Speckled grey staff - Naefela of Gufnork
;Silver flail - Althea of Pishe
;Tasselled staff - Charisse of Gapp
;Marble sceptre - Hermal of Sandelfon
;Bronzed crook - Very Reverend Khepresh

I'll probably be unable to list them all here, but Nightcrawler was so kind to provide me with [[List of Rods|this list of rods]].

You will see that some rods have colours. Those colours indicate their affinity to certain types of rituals.

Faith Rods/Bestowal Costs

2018-07-03T10:36:12Z

Kloke: Added resurrect best and perform costs

This list is gives the cost to "bestow" a ritual after using Divine Guard or Divine Sentinel. Bestowing rituals on a best affinity baton costs as much gp as the ritual's base cost.

Note: the GP cost for bestowing a faith rod or performing a ritual is affected by environment modifiers. Bestowing a ward is not affected. When testing for the performance cost, please do so with neutral modifiers.

== Rituals with different costs ==

{| cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" border="1"
!Ritual
!Cost to bestow (gp)
!Cost to perform (gp)
|-
|Divine hand
|180
|200
|-
|Endless halls
|110
|200
|-
|Holy Sacrifice
|95
|55
|-
|Resurrect
|240
|270
|}

== All rituals ==

{| cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" border="1" class="wikitable sortable"
!Ritual
!Cost to bestow (gp)
!Cost to perform (gp)
|-
|Agoraphobia
|135
|135
|-
|Bless
|70
|
|-
|Calm
|35
|
|-
|Chant
|80
|
|-
|Clarify
|70
|
|-
|Cool
|45
|
|-
|Cure drunkenness
|55
|
|-
|Cure knurdness
|55
|
|-
|Cure light wounds
|20
|
|-
|Cure medium wounds
|30
|
|-
|Cure serious wounds
|60
|
|-
|Demoralise
|10
|10
|-
|Detect alignment
|30
|30
|-
|Detect magic
|30
|
|-
|Devout inquisition
|20
|
|-
|Divine hand
|180
|200
|-
|Dust devil
|50
|50
|-
|Endless halls
|110
|200
|-
|Far sight
|n/a
|n/a
|-
|Feedback
|135
|135
|-
|Find corpse
|45
|
|-
|Fumble
|120
|120
|-
|Haunting
|55
|55
|-
|Heal
|90
|
|-
|Holy Sacrifice
|95
|55
|-
|Holy Sanctuary
|70
|
|-
|Holy weapon
|90
|90
|-
|Light
|40
|
|-
|Longsight
|45
|45
|-
|Lost Highways
|60
|
|-
|Major shield
|120
|
|-
|Minor shield
|90
|
|-
|Parch
|20
|
|-
|Raise dead pet
|25
|
|-
|Relief
|25
|
|-
|Restore
|150
|
|-
|Resurrect
|250
|270
|-
|See alignment
|135
|
|-
|See consecration
|50
|
|-
|Soothe
|135
|
|-
|Soothing rain
|90
|
|-
|Sotto voce
|110
|
|-
|Sparkling shelter
|150
|
|-
|Splash
|30
|
|-
|Tongues
|70
|
|-
|Totem
|40
|
|-
|Turn undead
|90
|
|-
|Warm
|45
|
|-
|}

Main Page

2018-07-02T13:27:57Z

Kloke: Changed contact details for getting logins validated

<center>'''[http://discworld.atuin.net Discworld MUD] Priests Guild Wiki!'''</center>
----
==Introduction==

This Wiki is made for and made by Discworld priests. These priests have spend a lot of their time to collect data to the best of their ability. In an effort to make this information widely available and as up to date as possible the old static pages of Warrax and [[User:LaoTzu|LaoTzu]] have been converted into a wiki!
Please use this information carefully. No one but yourself will be accountable for harm caused by incorrect data.
If you feel anything is missing or incorrect, please register yourself (preferably with a DW alt's name) and make a contribution!

==Table of Contents==
* [[Main_Page|Main page]]: That's here!
* [[Newbie stuff]]: Newbie? Start here!
* [[Followers]]: Information for non-priest followers
* [[Gods]]: Information about the different gods
* [[:Category:Rituals|Rituals]]: A complete list of rituals, alphabetical or by god
* [[Faith rods]]: A stick full of faith
* [[Wards]]: Divine theft deterrence
* [[Alignment]]: Nearly almost barely evil? Quite possibly very good?
* [[Skills]]: What skills do we have?
* [[Commands]]: Priest-specific commands
* [[:Category:Ritual components|Components]]: Ritual components
* [[Deity points]]: What are they? How to use them?
* [[High priests]]: How to become/stay a high priest and what to do while you're in office
* [[Misc info]]: Miscellaneous bits of information
* [[Research and Ideas]]: Dump your brain here!
* [[Credits]]: Credits to the previous owners and contributors of the Priests' Guild Website

==Things to Update==
Willing to contribute? Check out what we're still after!

* [[:Category:Rituals with no meditate information|Rituals with no meditate information]] (currently: 0)
* [[:Category:Rituals with limited meditate information|Rituals with limited meditate information]] (currently: 3)
* [[:Category:Rituals with conflicting or dubious learnt at information|Rituals with conflicting or dubious learnt at information]] (currently: 29)
* [[:Category:Rituals with no best rod information|Rituals with no "best baton/cane" information]] (currently: 3)
* [[:Category:Rituals needing to be mocked|Rituals which need to have skill usage confirmed by mocking]] (currently: 54)
* Move the [[Learnt at level table|ritual learnt-at-level tables]] to better page names...
* [[Artefact Inquisition]] and [[Celestial Anchor]] need a lot more details added
* The new [[Guild titles]] need a lot of filling out.


==Note About Anti-Spam Measures==
Due to the level of spam edits on this wiki, edits have been restricted to only being possible by registered users. There are also a few anti-spam extensions in use, including CAPTCHAs and suchlike. One of these extensions in particular - [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:AkismetKlik Akismet] - is [[User_talk:Mishal#Not_actually_spam.21_But_it.27s_being_flagged_:.28|known to occasionally trigger false-positive matches and prevent the legitimate editing of pages containing certain text]]. If this is a problem for you, or if you otherwise wish to bypass the CAPTCHAs (certainly something that I agree would be desirable), please contact either [[User:Kloke|Kloke]] or [[User:Persephone|Persephone]] either via their talk pages or by contacting them on the Disc through tells or mudmail. If we are satisfied that your account is legitimate (having a wiki username that matches a MUD character helps, as does having verified your email address), we will add it to the "validated" user group, which bypasses the CAPTCHAs and is completely whitelisted from Akismet.

As of today (10th February 2012), all current users with validated email addresses have been added to the "validated" user group.

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Faith Rods/Bestowal Costs

2018-06-19T17:55:22Z

Kloke: Added Holy Sacrifice

This list is gives the cost to "bestow" a ritual after using Divine Guard or Divine Sentinel. Bestowing rituals on a best affinity baton costs as much gp as the ritual's base cost.

Note: the GP cost for bestowing a faith rod or performing a ritual is affected by environment modifiers. Bestowing a ward is not affected. When testing for the performance cost, please do so with neutral modifiers.

== Rituals with different costs ==

{| cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" border="1"
!Ritual
!Cost to bestow (gp)
!Cost to perform (gp)
|-
|Divine hand
|180
|200
|-
|Endless halls
|110
|200
|-
|Holy Sacrifice
|95
|55
|}

== All rituals ==

{| cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" border="1" class="wikitable sortable"
!Ritual
!Cost to bestow (gp)
!Cost to perform (gp)
|-
|Agoraphobia
|135
|135
|-
|Bless
|70
|
|-
|Calm
|35
|
|-
|Chant
|80
|
|-
|Clarify
|70
|
|-
|Cool
|45
|
|-
|Cure drunkenness
|55
|
|-
|Cure knurdness
|55
|
|-
|Cure light wounds
|20
|
|-
|Cure medium wounds
|30
|
|-
|Cure serious wounds
|60
|
|-
|Demoralise
|10
|10
|-
|Detect alignment
|30
|30
|-
|Detect magic
|30
|
|-
|Devout inquisition
|20
|
|-
|Divine hand
|180
|200
|-
|Dust devil
|50
|50
|-
|Endless halls
|110
|200
|-
|Far sight
|n/a
|n/a
|-
|Feedback
|135
|135
|-
|Find corpse
|45
|
|-
|Fumble
|120
|120
|-
|Haunting
|55
|55
|-
|Heal
|90
|
|-
|Holy Sacrifice
|95
|55
|-
|Holy Sanctuary
|70
|
|-
|Holy weapon
|90
|90
|-
|Light
|40
|
|-
|Longsight
|45
|45
|-
|Lost Highways
|60
|
|-
|Major shield
|120
|
|-
|Minor shield
|90
|
|-
|Parch
|20
|
|-
|Raise dead pet
|25
|
|-
|Relief
|25
|
|-
|Restore
|150
|
|-
|See alignment
|135
|
|-
|See consecration
|50
|
|-
|Soothe
|135
|
|-
|Soothing rain
|90
|
|-
|Sotto voce
|110
|
|-
|Sparkling shelter
|150
|
|-
|Splash
|30
|
|-
|Tongues
|70
|
|-
|Totem
|40
|
|-
|Turn undead
|90
|
|-
|Warm
|45
|
|-
|}

User:Kloke

2018-06-16T13:45:36Z

Kloke: Changed person perspective

User:Kloke

2018-06-16T13:44:39Z

Kloke: Added research idea

User:Kloke

2018-06-16T11:14:52Z

Kloke: Initial content

User talk:Kloke

2018-06-11T08:26:49Z

Kloke: Add Persephone as an Admin

User talk:Kloke

2018-06-07T18:17:48Z

Kloke: Created page with "Happy to chat, either here on the Disc, or email me through the wiki."

Happy to chat, either here on the Disc, or email me through the wiki.

User talk:Mishal

2018-06-05T16:21:11Z

Kloke:

== Anti-Spam Whitelist Requests ==
Please edit this page and add your wiki username (and MUD character name, if different from your wiki username) to the following list. I watch all edits to the entire wiki via RSS, so I should notice changes to this page within a few hours (depending on whether I'm asleep or whatever). If I'm then satisfied that your account is legitimate, I'll immediately add you to the "validated" group. I apologise for the hassle involved, but our anti-spam measures have proved largely effective, so until we get a MUD-linked system, this will have to suffice.
* Kloke

== Spam ==
Does my using the delete template help? The intention was that everything I marked would be in the pages to be deleted category, which would make them easier to find.

Also, whatever you did do seems to have stopped the spam page generation. It hasn't stopped the user accounts being generated, but they're no longer generating the spam page afterwards. A partial success at least?

--[[User:Zexium|Zexium]] 16:40, 5 March 2011 (UTC)

:It doesn't help me at all, since I just delete them as soon as I see them in the RSS feed, but it does at least stop them being useful to the spammers. We're still getting the odd spam page being created, but after I deleted that last spam page I added a ReCaptcha test to the registration page, and when creating a page or adding a URL to a page. Whether they'll have any effect will depend on whether the spam is being created by actual humans, which I fear it is.

:I do still have the option of trying other CAPTCHA methods, such as having the user answer a simple question - something that anyone from the MUD could answer but which would baffle random spammers. I could also maybe disable new page creation to people that haven't verified their email address, but that isn't impossible for spammers to do, either. We'll see how things go, but at least I still have options open to me - I've just been trying to go for the least-intrusive and easiest to implement options so far.

:[[User:Mishal|Mishal]] ([[User talk:Mishal|talk]]) ([http://discworld.atuin.net/lpc/secure/finger.c?player=mishal MUD finger]) 17:11, 5 March 2011 (UTC)

::If these are user edits, they're not realising that the pictures they upload aren't actually appearing in their pages. There's been a similar issue over on the wiki at imaginary-realities, I think the current thinking over there is that it's automated and not manual edits, with something that's managing to ocr the captcha.

::I'm not sure what they're trying to achieve either - it seems a pretty ineffective sort of spamming to create an unreferenced page in a wiki, as no-one will see it unless they look at the recent pages list, and wiki spam links are unlikely to be followed.

::I've heard the suggestion before that they feed the wiki document into a search engine to raise the score of the linked page. If that's the case, then I wonder if there's something that can be included in the headers of unreferenced pages to make the likes of bingbot and googlebot ignore any links for link scoring?

::--[[User:Zexium|Zexium]] 19:29, 5 March 2011 (UTC)

:::I'd agree with the search engine theory and yes, we can add a 'rel="nofollow"' attribute to the links to stop search engines using them for page ranking, but that wouldn't stop the spam. It would stop the spam having any effect, but deleting the pages has just as much effect anyway and that doesn't seem to have stopped them posting here.

:::[[User:Mishal|Mishal]] ([[User talk:Mishal|talk]]) ([http://discworld.atuin.net/lpc/secure/finger.c?player=mishal MUD finger]) 19:42, 5 March 2011 (UTC)

::::Yes, but I'm wondering if we're catching them fast enough, I imagine that as soon as the page is created they're going to try and have it indexed by whatever search engine they're trying to get pagerank on. Preventing the spam is best, but if we can't stop it outright, at least preventing the spammer benefiting from their efforts might feel like it was helping.

::::I think your comment about a simple question might be best. Given the principle theme of the wiki, maybe "What god does [Scoone / Althea / Kess / Halen / Vy / Rudolpho / Fillet / Khepresh] worship?"

::::--[[User:Zexium|Zexium]] 19:58, 5 March 2011 (UTC)

:::::The question doesn't even have to be that complex (an absolute newbie wouldn't have a clue, though would an absolute newbie need to be editing the wiki?). A "what is the name of the MUD?" or similar would be about as simple as you can get, I think, and if we're right about this spam being automated there's no way they could correctly answer it, even though the answer is on the wiki homepage.
:::::[[User:Mishal|Mishal]] ([[User talk:Mishal|talk]]) ([http://discworld.atuin.net/lpc/secure/finger.c?player=mishal MUD finger]) 20:01, 5 March 2011 (UTC)

::::::Something I've been working on potentially for the dw wiki (not sure if vthey're going to use it, but it was interesting exercise anyway) that might be of interest, a hack to ConfirmEdit_body.php that checks that new character names are valid and logged in mud users created at least 24 hours previously. Uses fsockopen to do a quick telnet exchange with the mud server login screen for basic finger info. You can tweak it for a combination of valid mud user, created more than x days ago, and currently logged in to the mud. On the flip side, it means that new accounts on here will have to use their mud character names, but I think most people do anyway. Want the modified file (mine is for mediawiki 1.14 which is what Drakkos is using on his wiki (which I think runs on one of Sojan's hosts anyway). [[User:Zexium|Zexium]] 20:01, 15 October 2011 (EDT)

:::::::That sounds like a reasonable enough idea :) Personally I would have thought that performing a simple file_get_contents() on the MUD httpd's [http://discworld.starturtle.net/lpc/secure/finger.c finger.c] would have been easier (it requires a login, but it's HTTP basic auth, which PHP handles automatically with the <nowiki>http://user:pass@host/</nowiki> syntax), but if the telnet method works (and doesn't break if, say, the MUD is down), I'm sure that will be fine.
:::::::One concern I have is that it would potentially be open to abuse, where someone could cause this wiki to DoS the MUD until Sojan bans this IP address, so some way of limiting the requests that it makes per-hour and/or per-IP address could be useful. It could cache lookups so that it only performs a lookup once for each username, but that doesn't stop someone scripting an attack that cycles through every possible username (aaaaa, aaaab, aaaac, etc.). I do, of course, realise that this makes it instantly much more complicated and involves the use of a database of some variety, but I'd hate to get in Sojan's bad books :p
:::::::I'm currently stuck in bed with an exciting post-breakup depression + ear infection combination, but if you poke me in the direction of your modification, I'll look into implementing it when I'm next at my desk :) [[User:Mishal|Mishal]] ([[User talk:Mishal|talk]]) ([http://discworld.atuin.net/lpc/secure/finger.c?player=mishal MUD finger]) 09:18, 16 October 2011 (EDT)

::::::::Good points, the issue I have with using the http interface is that it either leaves a mud password in the code, or needs an extra lookup to a secure file to read the mud password to use. I'm not sure which method uses less data, but I think that what what the telnet method gains in the menus it loses in the html and headers. I have other code that does the same thing using curl and dom manipulation of the received file, which is probably a better technical solution but again involves extra (curl, dom) overhead. I'll have a think about implementing a a way of throttling requests. Perhaps 3 strikes and then reject the ip. [[User:Zexium|Zexium]] 11:07, 16 October 2011 (EDT)

::::::::: Update - I'm creating on the mud now, which means I can probably talk to Sojan about the easiest and most secure way to provide an external interface to "is x a player" function. My development took a bit of a back seat due to some other issues, but I hope to revisit it soon. Thanks for the access changes. [[User:Zexium|Zexium]] 17:50, 2 January 2012 (EST)

== Not actually spam! But it's being flagged :( ==
The [[Learnt at level table]] pages are uneditable! Whenever I try, I get this message:

<pre>The text you wanted to save was blocked by the spam filter. This is probably caused by a link to a blacklisted external site.

The following text is what triggered our spam filter: http://akismet.com blacklist error </pre>

The templates for the rows were similarly uneditable until I changed the comments. I think the problem is that it interprets fa.ri.de.se and so on as links--even, apparently, when the text is in a ''template''--and thinks there are too many links on the page.

It doesn't seem to be any ''specific'' bit of text, since by testing I've found I can change either fa.ri.de.se ''or'' fa.ri.de (for example) and it's fine with that. It seems like the variety is really the problem.

Is there a whitelist or something we could add those specific things to?

I also get a 403 error if I try to go to one of those templates' pages. I can edit the pages just fine, though, so I'm not sure what that's about.

--[[User:Ilde|Ilde]] 01:56, 9 February 2012 (EST)

:I just made a small modification to the Akismet code to exclude a new "validated" user group that I created. That same group will also be allowed to bypass the CAPTCHAs. See [[Main_Page#Note_About_Anti-Spam_Measures|the section I added to the main page]] for more details. [[User:Mishal|Mishal]] ([[User talk:Mishal|talk]]) ([http://discworld.atuin.net/lpc/secure/finger.c?player=mishal MUD finger]) 06:01, 10 February 2012 (EST)

:Oh, and the 403 errors are the result of an IE6 XSS vulnerability fix, as detailed [http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/mediawiki-announce/2011-April/000096.html here] and [http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/mediawiki-announce/2011-April/000097.html here]. Not sure what to do about that, besides maybe making the Apache mod_rewrite rule only apply to browsers with IE6's user agent string... [[User:Mishal|Mishal]] ([[User talk:Mishal|talk]]) ([http://discworld.atuin.net/lpc/secure/finger.c?player=mishal MUD finger]) 06:11, 10 February 2012 (EST)

::Great, thanks! Edited those pages and put up a note there. The 403 issue isn't a big deal (easy enough to see what a template is anyway); I just found it very puzzling. --[[User:Ilde|Ilde]] 18:10, 10 February 2012 (EST)

Could you please add me to the white list? -Juppie
:Sorry, didn't see this until now :/ Will see if I can make this thing email me about edits... [[User:Mishal|Mishal]] ([[User talk:Mishal|talk]]) ([http://discworld.atuin.net/lpc/secure/finger.c?player=mishal MUD finger]) 11:15, 13 May 2012 (EDT)

== certclick* ==

Is it possible to blacklist usernames /^certclick.*/i - seems to be rather pervasive at the moment. [[User:Zexium|Zexium]] 16:04, 9 July 2012 (BST)

Guild titles

2018-06-03T09:08:41Z

Kloke: Updated levels for Gufnork Beloved, CEnsor, Avowed, Keeper and True Believer - credit to Valkyr

Titles are used when someone uses the ‘who’ command in one of its forms, or using ‘refer laotzu’. They will appear after your name followed by the name of your god. For example: '''LaoTzu The Taoist the Prelate of Hat'''

Your title may also be followed by other information, such as a title of your choosing, a quest title, and any other positions you may hold, e.g. '''Minister LaoTzu The Taoist the Prelate of Hat, Enlightened, the leader of the-Way, Secretary to the High Priest of Hat, Coffee Bean.'''

Up to guild level 450, guild titles change automatically, and depend on your [[guild level]] (and potentially a few other things; see below). At guild level 450, when you get the final title, a religious instructor will teach the command "guildtitle", which lets you pick from any title on the list. It lists the titles in alphabetical order, not in order of associated guild level.

Heretics have entirely different titles at low levels. They still seem to be level-dependent, but with wider ranges. At higher levels, they just get additions in front of the usual titles; e.g., "defrocked Bishop" instead of "Bishop". These additions also change according to guild level (although, again, with wider ranges than the main titles). Finally, heretics get a replacement title for "Divine". It's unclear whether heretical titles and additions vary according to deity.

At guild level 350 and over (presumed), your guild title may get a special second part, which replaces "of <deity>". For example, instead of "Impassioned of Pishe", it could be "Impassioned of Pishe's Templars". These are still largely unknown, but apparently depend on non-faith skills in some manner (possibly, the skill tree your highest skill is in). If you have guildtitle, whatever special addition you have will appear in almost any title you choose, although some titles--"Divine of <deity>" and "Fish-Touched"--leave it out.

High priests and high priestesses have "the High Priest(ess) of <deity>" instead of all this. They can, however, see what their guild-level-dependent title ''would'' be by asking Rawrax about a hat.

= Pre-Titles =
Also available are pre-titles, which go in front of your name. The "title" command lets you set your pre-title, or see what pre-titles you have available. Besides the generic titles available to players (generally, "Miss", "Mr", "Mrs", and "Ms"), every guild has its own special set of titles. As you advance in the guild, your religious instructor will provide you with special titles, such as "Brother", "Reverend" and "Holy". Ministers and High Priests also find that they get pre titles related to their positions.

Guild-level based pre-titles:
:49 Brother/Sister
:100 Mostly reverend
:150 Reverend
:201 Blessed
:220 Blessed father/mother
:220 Blessed brother/sister
:251 Venerable
:261 Venerable brother/sister
:271 Venerable father/mother
:300 Holy
:310 Holy brother/sister
:403 Beatus
:507 Saint

For high priests/priestesses:
:High priest/priestess
:His/Her eminence

For ministers:
:Minister

=Post-titles=
On February 12, 2010, we got some new titles, replacing the [[old guild titles]]. Some of these depend on skills as well as guild level and some appear to be deity-specific.

From cinnamon's post on the Priests board:

:These are the titles available to me from the guildtitle command. Some definitely look very Sekkite in nature, there's quite a few new ones, and I've already seen players of other deities with titles not on this list.

(Titles themselves listed in the Sek table.)

Full lists of normal post-titles have been obtained via the guildtitle command for Sek, Fish, Gufnork, and Sandelfon.

When adding new titles, or new levels, be aware that "score" takes some time to show your actual guild level after you've advanced, lagging behind your title. You may need to wait a minute or two for it to update.

==Pishe==
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellpadding="2"
!Title || Guild levels
|-
|Convert || 0 - 39
|-
|Worker || 40 - 69
|-
|Avouched || 70 - 94
|-
|Faithful || 95 - 114
|-
|Committed Follower || 115 - 129
|-
|Initiate || 130 - 139
|-
|Temple Servant || 140 - 149
|-
|Loyal Daughter/Son || 150 - 159
|-
|Novice || 160 - 169
|-
|Collector || 170 - 179
|-
|Fanatic || 180 - 189
|-
|Proselytizer || 190 - 199
|-
|Trusted Daughter/Son || 200 - 209
|-
|Choral Leader || 210 - 219
|-
|Prayer Leader || 220 - 229
|-
|Confessor || 230 - 239
|-
|Preacher || 240 - 249
|-
|Holy Daughter/Son || 250 - 259
|-
|Monk/Nun || 260 - 268
|-
|Anchorite || 269 - 279
|-
|Pacifist || 280 - 289
|-
|Blessed Sister/Brother || 290 - 299
|-
|Defender || 300 - 309
|-
|Keeper || 310 - 319
|-
|Magister || 323 - 329
|-
|Zelator || 330 - 339
|-
|Holy Brother/Sister || 340 - 349
|-
|Impassioned || 350 - 354
|-
|Devotee || 355 - 359
|-
|Bringer of the Word || 360 - 364
|-
|Chalice-Bearer || 365 - 369
|-
|Sage || 370 - 374
|-
|Mystic || 375 - 379
|-
|Truth-Holder || 380 - 384
|-
|Lorekeeper || 385 - 389
|-
|Preserver || 390 - 394
|-
|Illuminated || 395 - 399
|-
|Revered Father/Mother || 400 - 404
|-
|Knowledge Bearer || 405 - 409
|-
|Guru || 410 - 414
|-
|Enlightened || 415 - 419
|-
|Pishe-Touched || 420 - 424
|-
|Disciple || 425 - 429
|-
|Apostle || 430 - 434
|-
|Beatus || 435 - 439
|-
|Prophet || 440 - 444
|-
|Saint || 445 - 449
|-
|Divine || 450+
|}
One of the possible special additions is "of Pishe's Templars", which replaces "of Pishe". It has been sighted at guild levels as low as 350.

Another possible special addition appears to be "of Pishe's Auditors", shown in conjunction with "Impassioned".

Excommunicated priests get "Heretic" from guild level 175 to 277.

==Gufnork==

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellpadding="2"
!Title || Guild levels
|-
|Convert || 36
|-
|Altar Girl/Boy || 51 - 63
|-
|Choir Boy/Girl || 75 - 90
|-
|Sectator || 96
|-
|Sectary || 122
|-
|Choir Soloist || 130
|-
|Acolyte || 140 - 149
|-
|Catechumen || 150 - 159
|-
|Novice || 160 - 169
|-
|Ordained priest/ess || 170 - 179
|-
|Curate || 180 - 189
|-
|Pastor || 190 - 199
|-
|Votary || 200 - 209
|-
|Chaplain || 210 - 219
|-
|Definitor || 220 - 229
|-
|Lector || 230 - 239
|-
|Friar || 240 - 249
|-
|Canon/Canoness || 250 - 259
|-
|Cantor || 260 - 269
|-
|Precentor || 270 - 279
|-
|Dean || 280 - 282
|-
|Parson || 291
|-
|Archpriest || 300
|-
|Chancellor || 310 - 319
|-
|Prioress/Prior || 320 - 329
|-
|Prelate || 330 - 339
|-
|Penitentiary || 340 - 349
|-
|Bishop || 350 - 354
|-
|Abbot/Abbess || 355 - 359
|-
|Exarch || 360 - 364
|-
|Primate || 365 - 369
|-
|Archbishop || 370 - 374
|-
|Grand Penitentiary || 375 - 379
|-
|Cardinal || 380 - 384
|-
|Expeditor || 385 - 389
|-
|Beloved || 390 - 394
|-
|Censor || 395 - 399
|-
|Avowed || 400 - 404
|-
|Keeper of the Fluff || 405 - 409
|-
|True Believer || 410 - 414
|-
|Exalted || 415 - 419
|-
|Archcardinal || 420 - ?
|-
|Beatus || ?
|-
|Disciple || ?
|-
|Prophet || ?
|-
|Saint || ?
|-
|Divine || 450+
|-
|}

One of the possible special additions is "of the Gufnorkian Templars", which replaces "of Gufnork". It has been sighted at guild levels as low as 350.

==Gapp==

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellpadding="2"
!Title || Guild levels
|-
|Convert || 0 - 39
|-
|Numerary || 40 - 69
|-
|Believer || 70 - 94
|-
|Follower || 95 - 114
|-
|Lay Brother/Sister || 115 - 129
|-
|Proselytizer || 130 - 139
|-
|Convertor || 140 - 149
|-
|Sidesman/woman || 150 - 159
|-
|Dogmatist || 160 - 169
|-
|Missionary || 170 - 179
|-
|Preacher || 180 - 189
|-
|Deacon || 190 - 199
|-
|Custos || 200 - 209
|-
|Verger || 210 - 219
|-
|Sexton || 220 - 229
|-
|Teacher || 230 - 239
|-
|Sacristan || 240
|-
|Beadle || 250
|-
|Church Warden || 263
|-
|Revivalist || 272 - 276
|-
|Reverend || 286
|-
|Minister || 294
|-
|Vicar || 300
|-
|Archdeacon || 313
|-
|Rector || 320
|-
|Counsellor || 331 - 339
|-
|Almoner || 340 - 349
|-
|Lay Elder || 350 - 354
|-
|Witness || 355 - 359
|-
|Guarantor || 360 - 364
|-
|Record-Keeper || 365 - 369
|-
|Gatherer || 370 - 374
|-
|Bestower || 375 - 379
|-
|Elder || 380 - 384
|-
|High Almoner || 385 - 389
|-
|Compulsor || 390 - 394
|-
|Judge || 395 - 399
|-
|Holy Shepherd || 400 - 404
|-
|Grace || 405 - 409
|-
|Heirophant || 410 - 414
|-
|Primate || 415 - 419
|-
|Patriarch || 420 - 424
|-
|Disciple || 425 - 429
|-
|Apostle || 430 - 434
|-
|Beatus || 435 - 439
|-
|Prophet || 440 - 444
|-
|Saint || 445 - 449
|-
|Divine || 450
|}

One of the possible special additions is "of the Gappic Templars", which replaces "of Gapp". It has been sighted at guild levels as low as 350.

Other possible special additions appear to be "of the Gappic Inquisition", and "of the Gappic Magi".

Excommunicated priests get the title "Outcast" until at least guild level 120.

==Sandelfon==
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellpadding="2"
!Title || Guild levels
|-
|Convert || 0 - 39
|-
|Altar Boy/Girl || 40 - 69
|-
|Choir Boy/Girl || 70 - 94
|-
|Sectator || 95 - 114
|-
|Sectary || 115 - 129
|-
|Choir Soloist || 130 - 139
|-
|Acolyte || 140 - 147
|-
|Catechumen || 152
|-
|Novice || 162
|-
|Ordained Priest || 170 - 179
|-
|Curate || 180 - 189
|-
|Pastor || 190 - 199
|-
|Votary || 200 - 209
|-
|Chaplain|| 210 - 219
|-
|Definitor || 220 - 229
|-
|Lector || 230 - 239
|-
|Friar || 240 - 249
|-
|Canon/Canoness || 250 - 259
|-
|Cantor || 260 - 269
|-
|Precentor || 270 - 279
|-
|Dean || 280 - 289
|-
|Parson || 290 - 299
|-
|Archpriest || 300 - 309
|-
|Chancellor || 310 - 319
|-
|Prior || 320 - 329
|-
|Prelate || 330 - 339
|-
|Scrivener || 340 - 349
|-
|Bishop || 350 - 354
|-
|Abbot || 355 - 359
|-
|Bureaucrat || 360 - 364
|-
|Primate || 365 - 369
|-
|Archbishop || 370 - 374
|-
|Record-keeper || 375 - 379
|-
|Cardinal || 380 - 384
|-
|Expeditor || 385 - 389
|-
|Beloved || 390 - 394
|-
|Censor || 395 - 399
|-
|Avowed || 400 - 404
|-
|Keeper of the Faith || 405 - 409
|-
|True Believer || 410 - 414
|-
|Exalted || 415 - 419
|-
|Archcardinal || 420 - 424
|-
|Disciple || 425 - 429
|-
|Apostle || 430 - 434
|-
|Beatus || 435 - 439
|-
|Prophet || 440 - 444
|-
|Saint || 445 - 449
|-
|Divine/Impure || 450
|}

One of the possible special additions is "of the Sandelfonic Templars", which replaces "of Sandelfon". It has been sighted at guild levels as low as 350.

Another special addition is "of the Sandelfonic Inquisition", which replaces "of Sandelfon". It has been sighted at guild levels as low as 350. It appears to have something to do with covert.manipulation.stealing, as it was gotten after advancing that skill.

Heretical titles:
*0-312: Heretic
*350-419: defrocked <title>
*420-449: scorned <title>
*450: "Impure" replaces "Divine"; other titles available with the guildtitle command are "scorned <title>"

==Fish==
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
!Title || Guild levels
|-
|Convert || 0 - 39
|-
|Worker || 40 - 69
|-
|Avouched || 70 - 94
|-
|Faithful || 95 - 114
|-
|Committed Follower || 115 - 129
|-
|Initiate || 130 - 139
|-
|Temple Servant || 140 - 149
|-
|Loyal Son/Daughter || 150 - 159
|-
|Novice || 160 - 169
|-
|Collector || 170 - 179
|-
|Fanatic || 180 - 189
|-
|Proselytizer || 190 - 199
|-
|Trusted Son/Daughter || 200 - 209
|-
|Coral Leader || 210 - 219
|-
|Prayer Leader || 220 - 229
|-
|Confessor || 230 - 239
|-
|Preacher || 240 - 249
|-
|Holy Son/Daughter || 250 - 259
|-
|Monk/Nun || 260 - 269
|-
|Hermit || 270 - 279
|-
|Zealot || 280 - 289
|-
|Blessed Brother/Sister || 290 - 299
|-
|Defender || 300 - 309
|-
|Keeper || 310 - 319
|-
|Fryer || 320 - 329
|-
|Zelator || 330 - 339
|-
|Holy Brother/Sister || 340 - 349
|-
|Devotee || 355
|-
|Chalice-Bearer || 367
|-
|Guru || 410 - 414
|-
|Enlightened || 415 - 419
|-
|Fish-Touched || 420 - 424
|-
|Disciple|| 425 - 429
|-
|Apostle || 430 - 434
|-
|Beatus || 435 - 439
|-
|Prophet || 440 - 444
|-
|Saint || 445 - 449
|-
|Divine || 450 +
|-
|Bringer of the Word || ?
|-
|Holy Son/Daughter || ?
|-
|Illuminated || ?
|-
|Impassioned || ?
|-
|Knowledge Bearer || ?
|-
|Lorekeeper || ?
|-
|Mystic || ?
|-
|Preserver || ?
|-
|Revered Father/Mother || ?
|-
|Sage || ?
|-
|Truth-Holder || ?
|}

One of the possible special additions is "of the Drowned Men" or "of the Drowned Women", which replaces "of Fish" in the title. It has been gotten at guild level 410 and over, and the other requirements are to have a combat skill as your highest skill. "Fish-Touched" and "Divine" override it. Another special addition appears to be "of Fish's Mysteries", ''possibly'' related to magic skills. Yet another, with a different format, is "Shipwright of Fish".

"Fish-Touched" is not "of" anything.

==Hat==

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellpadding="2"
!Title || Guild levels
|-
|Convert || 0 - 39
|-
|Numerary || 40 - 69
|-
|Believer || 70 - 94
|-
|Follower || 95 - 114
|-
|Lay Brother/Sister || 115 - 129
|-
|Proselytizer || 130 - 139
|-
|Convertor || 140 - 149
|-
|Designated || 150 - 159
|-
|Dogmatist || 160 - 169
|-
|Missionary || 170 - 179
|-
|Preacher || 180 - 189
|-
|Deacon || 190 - 199
|-
|Custos || 200 - 209
|-
|Verger || 210 - 219
|-
|Sexton || 220 - 229
|-
|Teacher || 230 - 239
|-
|Sacristan || 240 - 249
|-
|Beadle || 250 - 259
|-
|Church Warden || 260 - 269
|-
|Revivalist || 270 - 279
|-
|Reverend || 280 - 289
|-
|Minister || 290 - 299
|-
|Vicar || 300 - 309
|-
|Archdeacon || 314 - 315
|-
|Rector || 325
|-
|Counsellor || 330
|-
|Almoner || 340
|-
|Witness || 359
|-
|Guarantor || 361 - 364
|-
|Record-Keeper || 365 - 369
|-
|Gatherer || 370
|-
|Bestower || 375
|-
|Elder || 380 - 384
|-
|High Almoner || 385
|-
|Compulsor || 390
|-
|Lay Elder || ?
|-
|Divine || 450+
|}

A possible special addition is "of the Hattian Irregulars", which has been observed as low as gl 359.
Another possible special addition appears to be "of the Unexpecteds", shown in conjunction with "Lay Elder".

Additionally, excommunicated priests have the title "Outcast" at guild level 168, and "Traitor to Hat" at guild level 200.

==Sek==

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellpadding="2"
!Title || Guild levels
|-
|Convert || 0 - 39
|-
|Altar Boy || 40 - 45
|-
|Choir Boy/Girl || 72 - 94
|-
|Sectator || 95 - 110
|-
|Sectary || 120 - 127
|-
|Choir Soloist || 134 - 137
|-
|Acolyte || 141 - 149
|-
|Catechumen || 150 - 159
|-
| Novice || 164 - 166
|-
| Ordained Priest || 170 - 177
|-
| Curate || 180 - 189
|-
| Pastor || 191
|-
| Votary || 202
|-
| Executioner || 210
|-
| Definitor || 222
|-
| Lector || 230
|-
| Friar || 242-249
|-
| Canon || 250-259
|-
| Cantor || 260
|-
| Precentor || 270
|-
| Dean || 280
|-
| Parson || 296
|-
| Archpriest || 300
|-
| Chancellor || 310
|-
| Prior/Prioress || 322 - 326
|-
| Prelate || 335
|-
| Penitentiary || 346
|-
| Bishop || 350
|-
| Abbot || 355
|-
| Exarch || 360
|-
| Primate || 366
|-
| Archbishop || 370
|-
| Divine || 450+
|-
| Apostle || ?
|-
| Archcardinal || ?
|-
| Beatus || ?
|-
| Cantor || ?
|-
| Cardinal || ?
|-
| Censor || ?
|-
| Consumed One || ?
|-
| Convert || ?
|-
| Disciple || ?
|-
| Exalted || ?
|-
| Expeditor || ?
|-
| Exquisitor || ?
|-
| Grand Penitentiary || ?
|-
| Keeper of the Faith || ?
|-
| Prophet || ?
|-
| Saint || ?
|-
| True Believer || ?
|}
One of the possible special additions is "of the Sekkite Militant", which replaces "of Sek" in the title, with the exception of Divine of Sek which remains unchanged. There also appears to be an "of the Sekkite Magi" addition, ''possibly'' from magic skills. 

Excommunicated priests get "Heretic" from at least guild level 101 to 225.

==Combined==
This is largely speculative, based on what the ranges appear to be (it may be inaccurate, but there's no specific reason to think it is). More will be added as titles for all priesthoods are known up to higher levels.

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellpadding="2"
!Level || Pishe || Gufnork || Gapp || Sandelfon || Fish || Hat || Sek
|-
| 0-39 || Convert || Convert || Convert || Convert || Convert || Convert || Convert
|-
| 40-69 || Worker || Altar Girl/Boy || Numerary || Altar Boy/Girl || Worker || Numerary || Altar Boy/Girl
|-
| 70-94 || Avouched || Choir Boy/Girl || Believer || Choir Boy/Girl || Avouched || Believer || Choir Boy/Girl
|-
| 95-114 || Faithful || Sectator || Follower || Sectator || Faithful || Follower || Sectator
|-
| 115-129 || Committed Follower || Sectary || Lay Brother/Sister || Sectary || Committed Follower || Lay Brother/Sister || Sectary
|-
| 130-139 || Initiate || Choir Soloist || Proselytizer || Choir Soloist || Initiate || Proselytizer || Choir Soloist
|-
| 140-149 || Temple Servant || Acolyte || Convertor || Acolyte || Temple Servant || Convertor || Acolyte
|-
| 150-159 || Loyal Daughter/Son || Catechumen || Sidesman || Catechumen || Loyal Daughter/Son || Designated || Catechumen
|-
| 160-169 || Novice || Novice || Dogmatist || Novice || Novice || Dogmatist || Novice
|-
| 170-179 || Collector || Ordained priest(ess) || Missionary || Ordained Priest(ess) || Collector || Missionary || Ordained Priest(ess)
|-
| 180-189 || Fanatic || Curate || Preacher || Curate || Fanatic || Preacher || Curate
|-
| 190-199 || Proselytizer || Pastor || Deacon || Pastor || Proselytizer || Deacon || Pastor
|-
| 200-209 || Trusted Daughter/Son || Votary || Custos || Votary || Trusted Son/Daughter || Custos || Votary
|-
| 210-219 || Choral Leader || Chaplain || Verger || Chaplain || Coral Leader || Verger || Executioner
|-
| 220-229 || Prayer Leader || Definitor || Sexton || Definitor || Prayer Leader || Sexton || Definitor
|-
| 230-239 || Confessor || Lector || Teacher || Lector || Confessor || Teacher || Lector
|-
| 240-249 || Preacher || Friar || Sacristan || Friar || Preacher || Sacristan || Friar
|-
| 250-259 || Holy Daughter/Son || Canon(ess) || Beadle || Canon/Canoness || Holy Son/Daughter || Beadle || Canon(ess)
|-
| 260-269 || Monk/Nun || Cantor || Church Warden || Cantor || Monk/Nun || Church Warden || Cantor
|-
| 270-279 || Anchorite || Precentor || Revivalist || Precentor || Hermit || Revivalist || Precentor
|-
| 280-289 || Pacifist || Dean || Reverend || Dean || Zealot || Reverend || Dean
|-
| 290-299 || Blessed Sister/Brother || Parson || Minister || Parson || Blessed Brother/Sister || Minister || Parson
|-
| 300-309 || Defender || Archpriest || Vicar || Archpriest || Defender || Vicar || Archpriest
|-
| 310-319 || Keeper || Chancellor || Archdeacon || Chancellor || Keeper || Archdeacon || Chancellor
|-
| 320-329 || Magister || Prior(ess) || Rector || Prior(ess) || Fryer || Rector || Prior(ess)
|-
| 330-339 || Zelator || Prelate || Counsellor || Prelate || Zelator || Counsellor || Prelate
|-
| 340-349 || Holy Brother/Sister || Penitentiary || Almoner || Scrivener || Holy Brother/Sister || Almoner || Penitentiary
|-
| 350-354 || Impassioned || Bishop || Lay Elder || Bishop || ? || ? || Bishop
|-
| 354-359 || Devotee || Abbott/Abbess || Witness || Abbott/Abbess || Devotee || Witness || Abbott/Abbess
|-
| 360-364 || Bringer of the Word || Exarch || Guarantor || Bureaucrat || ? || Guarantor || Exarch
|-
| 365-369 || Chalice-Bearer || Primate || Record-Keeper || Primate || Chalice-Bearer || Record-Keeper || Primate
|-
| 370-374 || Sage || Archbishop || Gatherer || Archbishop || ? || Gatherer || Archbishop
|-
| 375-379 || Mystic || Grand Penitentiary || Bestower || Record-Keeper || ? || Bestower || ?
|-
| 380-384 || Truth-Holder || Cardinal || Elder || Cardinal || ? || Elder || ?
|-
| 385-389 || Lorekeeper || Expediter || High Almoner || Expediter || ? || High Almoner || ?
|-
| 390-394 || Preserver || ? || Compulsor || Beloved || ? || Compulsor || ?
|-
| 394-399 || Illuminated || ? || Judge || Censor || ? || ? || ?
|-
| 400-404 || Reverend Mother/Father || ? || Holy Shepherd || Avowed || ? || ? || ?
|-
| 405-409 || Knowledge Bearer || ? || Grace || Keeper of the Faith || ? || ? || ?
|-
| 410-414 || Guru || ? || Heirophant || True Believer || Guru || ? || ?
|-
| 415-419 || Guru || ? || Heirophant || True Believer || Guru || ? || ?
|-
|}

===Heretical===
Heretics have special titles, or additions to normal titles. The ranges for some of these are still unclear. The titles and ranges appear to vary by deity.

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellpadding="2"
!Level || Pishe || Gufnork || Gapp || Sandelfon || Fish || Hat || Sek
|-
| 0 - 120 || ? || ? || Outcast || Heretic || ? || ? || ?
|-
| 101 - 167 || ? || ? || ? || ? || ? || ? || Heretic
|-
| 168 || ? || ? || ?|| ? || ? || Outcast || Heretic
|-
| 175 || Heretic || ? || ?|| ? || ? || ? || Heretic
|-
| 200 || Heretic || ? || ?|| ? || ? || Traitor to Hat || Heretic
|-
| 201 - 225 || ? || ? || ? || ? || ? || ? || Heretic
|-
| 286 || Heretic || ? || ?|| ? || ? || ? || ?
|-
| 312 || ? || ? || ? || Heretic || ? || ? || ?
|-
| 341 || Heretic || ? || ?|| ? || ? || ? || ?
|-
| 350-419 || Heretic || ? || ? || defrocked <normal title> || ? || ? || ?
|-
| 420-449 || ?|| ?|| ?|| scorned <normal title> || ?|| ?|| ?
|-
| 450 || ?|| ?|| ?|| Impure || ?|| ?|| ?
|-
|}

Dust Devil

2011-07-10T08:12:02Z

Kloke: Added poodle fur

{{RitualInfoBox
| name=Dust Devil
| gp=50/75/100/125/150/...
| learntat=55 in [[faith.rituals.misc.area]] or [[faith.rituals.misc]] (Sek)
| skills=[[faith.rituals.misc.area]] and [[faith.rituals.offensive.area]]
| grantedby=[[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]], [[Sandelfon]], [[Fish]], [[Hat]], [[Sek]]
| requirements=[[Holy symbol|Symbol]]
| rodtype=g
}}

Summons a whirlwind to fight on your behalf. They are a type of [[:Category:Minions|minion]].

__TOC__

= Description =
Performing this ritual causes a whirlwind to form, its composition depending on where it is summoned (There are at least 350 different types, ranging from leaves, to cat fur, to metal fragments, to pure faith, to the good old dust devils). Trying to summon another minion may lead to dust devils you've summoned slipping out of your control and dissipating. Dust devils will join you in combat as they will 'assist', and can also be "order"ed to attack. Doing so will cause you to become involved in the combat as well.

Dust devils reduce the amount of xp you will get from kills, though this may be countered by the ability you will have to kill things tougher and in less time. Dust devils are unable to protect and mediocre at dealing damage, so their use is limited.

It has been observed that dust devils summoned by various players will speak in different ways. An example, "The huge whirlwind of pebbles says to the sun-tanned stone mason: My master has told me '''zat''' you must die." and others will say "...'''that''' you must die."

The progression of the sizes is:
Tiny, small, average, large, huge, gigantic, colossal, enormous, humongous, and unbelievably large.

Dust devils can be referred to as devils, whirlwinds, summons, minions, or creatures.

= Help File =

This ritual summons a dust devil to follow your orders. It will attack if ordered, though not the servants of gods. It will not protect or defend the priest summoning it. A priest can only control two dust devils at a time. Performing this ritual requires use of a holy symbol consecrated to your deity.

= Example =
{{Prebox|> perform dust devil
You find it more difficult to perform dust devil because you are a creator. However, this is mitigated by the fact that you are a creator.
 You raise your hands, and swirl them about.
 You speak the holy word of Fish.
 You summon a dust devil.
 Use "order" to command it.
 The wind picks up a bit and starts swirling. Dust and debris in the area come together to form an unbelievably large whirlwind of leaves.}}

= Granted By =
[[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]], [[Sandelfon]], [[Fish]], [[Hat]] and [[Sek]]

= Learnt At =
[[Category:Rituals with conflicting or dubious learnt at information]]
* [[faith.rituals.misc.area]] level 55 ([[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]], [[Sandelfon]], [[Fish]] and [[Hat]])
* [[faith.rituals.misc]] level 55 ([[Sek]])

= Skills Used =
* [[faith.rituals.misc.area]] {{Mocked}}
* [[faith.rituals.offensive.area]] {{Mocked}}

Both skills affect the size and hitpoints of dust devils, as well as their offensive abilities. Defensive abilities seem to be constant.

Of.area determines the number of devils you can summon.

= Base GP Cost =
50/75/100/... GP

The gp cost depends on the number of dust devils or other minions you are already controlling. The base cost is 50 gp (when you're not controlling any other minions already), with an additional 25 gp for every minion you already have.

= Forms of dust devils =
As the name suggests: most of the time a dust devil will consist of, erm, dust. However, there are [http://discworld.atuin.net/lpc/secure/achievements.c?details=disciple%20of%20debris at least 350 different forms], and the following list is an attempt to record them - just in case you fancy a specific looking one, go to the location specified (some may be found in various locations. You might have to perform dust devil more than once on that location, as only every 2nd or 3rd performance of this ritual produces a "non-dust" dust devil.

Note: 1) variations of the same dust devil to not seem to count multiple times towards the related achievements. For example creating ten whirlwinds different coloured fluff does not register as creating ten whirlwinds from different materials for the purposes of the achievement. Also, 'banana peels' and 'bananananana peels' are only counted once! 2) some forms can occur in a fairly big area (i.e. in several places within a big city (e.g. pebbles), others are limited to a specific building or room (e.g. see various forms occurring in Alchemists' Guild, AM).

Listed alphabetically, by form of devil:
{|class="wikitable sortable" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" border="1"
!Type
!Location
|-
|'''"beer"'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''acid'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''acorns'''
|Wolf's Trail, east of
|-
|'''algae'''
|Beach
|-
|'''allegations'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''alligators'''
|Genua & Bois
|-
|'''ambergris'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''amulets of confession'''
|Temple of Soyin
|-
|'''ancient arrowheads'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''angry hermit crabs'''
|Beach
|-
|'''apple pies'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''apples'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''arrows'''
|Sandelfon's corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''ash'''
|Bandits' Camp
|-
|'''baby grflxen'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''baby monkeys'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''balloons'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''banana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bananana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''banananana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bananananana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bananas'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''bank notes'''
|AM, Bing's Branches
|-
|'''bank receipts'''
|AM, Pishe gardens & Pishe's moorlands
|-
|'''barracuda'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''barley'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''bases'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''batik''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''beads'''
|Genua & Bois
|-
|'''black cloth scraps'''
|Escrow, Town Sq.
|-
|'''black gems'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''black water'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''blackberry pies'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''blood'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''blowfish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''blue water'''
|AM, TOSG, fountain
|-
|'''bonds'''
|Lancre co-op bank
|-
|'''bones'''
|Death's domain, entrance hall & T-Shop
|-
|'''bookmarks'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bottled drop bears'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''bottled llamas'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''bottled walruses'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''bread'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''bread rolls'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''brick dust'''
|Bois
|-
|'''bricks'''
|sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''bristles'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''broken dreams'''
|Death's domain, T-Shop
|-
|'''broken feathers'''
|AM & DJB, Hat high altar
|-
|'''broken glassware'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''broken specifications'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''buffalo dung'''
|BP, Tuna Walk
|-
|'''bugs'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''butterfly scales'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''buttons'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''cabbage frogs'''
|Sto Plains, cabbage fields
|-
|'''cabbage fronds'''
|Sto Plains, cabbage fields
|-
|'''cabbage futures'''
|AM, Lancre co-op bank
|-
|'''cabbage leaves'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''camel dung'''
|DJB, Bazaar
|-
|'''canapes'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''carp'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''cashmere''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''cat fur'''
|AM, Hat high altar / DJB, bazaar
|-
|'''caterpillars'''
|Sto Plains, cabbage fields
|-
|'''champagne corks'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''chat-up lines'''
|AM, Mended Drum & Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''cheese'''
|Grassy plain between AM and Djelibeybi
|-
|'''cherry blossom'''
|BP, Hong Estate
|-
|'''chickens'''
|Bois
|-
|'''chocolate chip cookies'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''chopsticks'''
|BP, east of Blue Moon Park
|-
|'''chrysalises'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''cigar butts'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''cigars'''
|Pseudopolis Yard watchhouse
|-
|'''clams'''
|Beach
|-
|'''cloth'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''clouds'''
|AM, Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''coarse sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''cobblestones'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''cobwebs'''
|BP, Tang Estate
|-
|'''cocktail sausages'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand
|-
|'''cocktail umbrellas'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''coconuts'''
|Brown Island, Souvenir Shop
|-
|'''cod'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''coffee'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''coffee beans'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''coins'''
|Lancre co-op bank
|-
|'''coleslaw'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''cone snails'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''confetti'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''confiscated items'''
|AM jail cell
|-
|'''cool dust'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool jewellery'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool shirts'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool sunglasses'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool sweaters'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool underwear'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''coral'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''corn'''
|Pepper Pot, AM
|-
|'''corn sheaves'''
|Dinky, Western Road
|-
|'''cravats'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''cream cakes'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''criticism'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''crystal shards'''
|Scrogden
|-
|'''cupcakes'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''currant buns'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''currents'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''daggers'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''darkness'''
|Death's domain & T-shop
|-
|'''dates'''
|Ephebe, Chronides Farm
|-
|'''dead fish'''
|Slice
|-
|'''deadlines'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''depressed lemmings'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''diamond slippers'''
|Genua, main gate area & Bois
|-
|'''dice'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''dictionaries'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''directions'''
|Sandelfon's Corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''dirt'''
|Bandits' Camp
|-
|'''dirt clods'''
|Sto Plains
|-
|'''discarded clothing'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''dog fur'''
|Sto Lat
|-
|'''dog teeth'''
|AM, Bertha's house
|-
|'''dog-ends'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''dolphins'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''dried paint'''
|Brass Neck, just west of Market Place
|-
|'''dried grass'''
|Grass savanna, West of Kom
|-
|'''dried plants'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''dried scats'''
|Grass savanna, West of Kom
|-
|'''driftwood'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''drizzle'''
|AM, Pishe's Garden (hot spring)
|-
|'''droplets of holy water'''
|Escrow, Garlic Way
|-
|'''drunken promises'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''dry sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''duckweed'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''dugongs'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''dust'''
|Everywhere
|-
|'''ear horns'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''earwax'''
|Mad Stoat
|-
|'''egresses'''
|Sandelfon's Corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''egrets'''
|Sandelfon's Corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''exams'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''exotic blooms'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''fake rhinu'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild
|-
|'''fashion'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''fear'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''felt''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''fermented cabbage'''
|Sto Lat
|-
|'''festering rubbish'''
|Bandits' Camp
|-
|'''field mice'''
|Dinky, main street
|-
|'''figs'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''film'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''fine sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''fish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''fish oil'''
|AM, Fish's high altar & Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''flame'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''flannel''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''flasks'''
|AM, Alchemist's Guild
|-
|'''fleas'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''floor tiles'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''flotsam '''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''flour'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''flowers'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''fluff (all types)'''
|AM, Gufnork's temple
|-
|'''flying daggers'''
|Klatch, Hashishim Cave
|-
|'''flying fish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''foam'''
|AM, Pishe gardens (hot spring) & Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''food'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''forged papers'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild (Jim's room)
|-
|'''frantic but unladen swallows'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''frantic Hunghungese pot-bellied pigs'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''frantic troll children'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''frantic vulture chicks'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''fried dog'''
|BP, Palace & on pier new Tuna Walk
|-
|'''fried fish'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''frog legs'''
|marsh
|-
|'''frog-spawn'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''frost'''
|Anywhere snowy
|-
|'''fruit cake'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''furoshiki cloths'''
|BP, Ninja Guild
|-
|'''gambling debts'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''garlic'''
|DJB, Harbour
|-
|'''garlic cloves'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''gauze''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''gilt'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''gin bottles'''
|AM, AM Daily office
|-
|'''glittering sand'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''glossy black feathers'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''goat hair'''
|Razorback
|-
|'''gold dust'''
|BP, Fang Estate
|-
|'''goldenrod feathers'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''grains'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''grapes'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''grass'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''grasshoppers'''
|Sto Plains
|-
|'''grease'''
|BP, McSweeney estate
|-
|'''green mud'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''grflx eggs'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''grflx scales'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''grinning skulls'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''guano'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''gutted fish'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''haddock'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''handbills'''
|Bes Pelargic, samurai dojo & Tuna Walk
|-
|'''ha'pennies'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild, ground level
|-
|'''hate mail'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''hatred'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''hearts (all types)'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''heather'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''herring'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''hints'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''honeycombs'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''hot air'''
|DJB
|-
|'''hot fudge sundaes'''
|AM, Ice Cream shop
|-
|'''hot sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''hot velvet'''
|AM, TOSG, Gapp room
|-
|'''hot water'''
|Creel Springs
|-
|'''human hearts'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''ibis feathers'''
|DJB, Bazaar
|-
|'''ice'''
|Anywhere snowy
|-
|'''ice cream'''
|AM, Ice Cream shop
|-
|'''iconographs'''
|BP, Sailors' Bounty pub
|-
|'''insect corpses'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''invitations'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''IOUs'''
|Pseudopolis Yard watchhouse, Bing's Branches
|-
|'''jam rolls'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''jetsam'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''juggling balls'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''juggling clubs'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''lace''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''lacy underwear'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''lamp shades'''
|Hat's Chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''lamprey'''
|AM, TOSG, Fish room
|-
|'''laundry'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''leaf mould'''
|Scrogden
|-
|'''leather''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''leaves'''
|Gloomy Forest (and lots of other places)
|-
|'''letters of complaint'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''lichen'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''lint'''
|AM, Gufnork's temple
|-
|'''lion fur'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''lit cigarettes'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''litter'''
|Jokeshop on Longstreet, BP
|-
|'''lizard tails'''
|marsh
|-
|'''loathing'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''lobster shells'''
|Beach
|-
|'''loose change'''
|AM, Pishe's high altar, Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''loot'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild, ground level
|-
|'''lost hopes'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''lost socks'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''lost underwear'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''makeup'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''manatees'''
|Tuna Bay Shipwreck
|-
|'''meatballs'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''melons'''
|Ephebe, Chronides Farm
|-
|'''memories'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''memos'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''metal fragments'''
|Barbarian's Summer Camp
|-
|'''mice'''
|Bois
|-
|'''milk'''
|Razorback
|-
|'''miniature fold-out sofas'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''mirror shards'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''mirrored sunglasses'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''mist'''
|Pishe's chamber (Divine Hand), Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''modern art'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''moon dragon scales'''
|Nowhere, village square
|-
|'''moose droppings'''
|Outside Barbarian's Winter Camp
|-
|'''mortar'''
|BP, Tang Estate
|-
|'''moss'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''mould'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''mouse droppings'''
|Sto lat
|-
|'''mud'''
|AM, Pishe high altar, During Rain (on Elm Street, others unconfirmed)
|-
|'''muddy water'''
|Ohulan-Cutash
|-
|'''muesli'''
|Barbarbian's Summer Camp
|-
|'''mushrooms'''
|Morpork Mountains (Moon Dragon grounds)
|-
|'''native carvings'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''needles'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''negative reviews'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''newt eyes'''
|marsh
|-
|'''noodles'''
|BP, Pearl Path, near Sion Street (probably other places in BP too)
|-
|'''noses'''
|AM, Five ways bell tower
|-
|'''oak leaves'''
|Gloomy Forest
|-
|'''oats'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''octopi'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''octopodes'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''old contracts'''
|Klatch, Hashishashim Cave and Assassins' Guild Office
|-
|'''old hats'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''old leaves'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''old memories'''
|Sheepridge, town square
|-
|'''olives'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''opah'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''orange and black fur'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''organs'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''origami'''
|BP, Silk Lane
|-
|'''oysters'''
|Beach
|-
|'''paint chips'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''paintbrushes'''
|BP, Sung Estate
|-
|'''paintings'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''paisley''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''palm leaves'''
|Brown Island, Souvenir Shop (possible elsewhere too :-)
|-
|'''pants'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''paper chits'''
|BP, Tuna Walk
|-
|'''papers'''
|AM, Assassin's Guild, Unseen University
|-
|'''paperwork'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''parrot feathers'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''partially-decomposed skin flakes'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''party hats (all types)'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''passive aggression'''
|AM, Bertha's house
|-
|'''peacock feathers'''
|BP, Sung Estate
|-
|'''peanut shells'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''pebbles'''
|Bandits' Camp (but also a lot of other places)
|-
|'''permits'''
|BP, Jokeshop on Longstreet & Pearl Path (south of Sung Estate)
|-
|'''pickled onions'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''pie dough'''
|Sheepridge, village sq.
|-
|'''pig manure'''
|Slice
|-
|'''pike'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''pillows'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''pine cones'''
|Forest
|-
|'''pine needles'''
|Gloomy Forest
|-
|'''pineapples'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''plankton'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''playbills'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''playing cards'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''poodles'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''poodle fur'''
|AM, Bertha's house
|-
|'''porbeagles'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''positive reviews'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''pottery shards'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''prawns'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''prop swords'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''puppet heads'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''purple mineral powder'''
|Bes Pelargic, Blue moon park
|-
|'''pure cool'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''pure faith'''
|High altars (everywhere), Divine Hand chambers, Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''quill pens'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''quills'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''raindrops'''
|Anywhere rainy, & AM, Pishe's high altar, Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''rainwater'''
|AM, Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''rat tails'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''reagents'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''receipts'''
|AM, Council building, AM, Thieves' Guild, ground level
|-
|'''red dust'''
|AM, Assassins' Courtyard
|-
|'''red mud'''
|BP, Blue Moon Park (entrance)
|-
|'''reeds'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''rice'''
|BP, Calligrapher's Shop (but probably more globally in BP too)
|-
|'''rocks'''
|DJB, West-South of southern gate.
|-
|'''roe'''
|AM, Fish's high altar, Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''rogue thaums'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''romance'''
|Bois
|-
|'''roof tiles'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''room keys'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''rose petals'''
|Nowhere Village
|-
|'''roses'''
|Bois
|-
|'''rotten apples'''
|Bad Ass
|-
|'''rotting brain'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''rotting fruit'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''rubbish'''
|AM, Morpork streets
|-
|'''rum bottles'''
|AM, AM Daily office
|-
|'''rumours'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''salmon'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''sand'''
|DJB, Bazaar
|-
|'''scraps of fur'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''scree'''
|Escrow, Village Centre
|-
|'''scripts'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''sculpture'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''scum'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''scumble droplets'''
|Lancre
|-
|'''sea cucumbers'''
|Fish's whirlpool
|-
|'''sea urchins'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''sea water'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''seaweed'''
|Beach
|-
|'''seals'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''sea-shells'''
|Brown Island, Beaches
|-
|'''shale'''
|Morpork Mountains (Moon Dragon grounds)
|-
|'''shark eggs'''
|Beach
|-
|'''shark fins'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''shark teeth'''
|Tuna Bay Shipwreck
|-
|'''shaved coins'''
|AM, Pishe's Gardens (hot spring)
|-
|'''sheep droppings'''
|Sheepridge, town square
|-
|'''sheep's wool'''
|Sheepridge, town square & Nowhere village
|-
|'''shirts'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''shrimp'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''signs'''
|sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''silk''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''silk scraps'''
|AM, Assassin's Guild
|-
|'''silt'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''silver fragments'''
|Escrow
|-
|'''slate'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''slugs'''
|marsh
|-
|'''slush'''
|Anywhere snowy (I think)
|-
|'''small melons'''
|DJB, melon farm
|-
|'''small round stones'''
|Creel Springs
|-
|'''small stones'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''small yellow flowers'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''smoke'''
|Klatch, Hashishhashim Cave
|-
|'''snails'''
|marsh
|-
|'''snake scales'''
|BP, Hong Estate
|-
|'''snow'''
|Anywhere snowy
|-
|'''soap'''
|Creel Springs
|-
|'''someone else's underwear'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''sonkies'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''spam'''
|Sto Lat, King's Road
|-
|'''sparkly fangs'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''spermaceti'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''spilled drinks'''
|AM, Hat high altar & Genua, small shop dedicated to Hat
|-
|'''sprite wings'''
|Razorback
|-
|'''squid'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''squishi'''
|BP, Garden Walk
|-
|'''stale beer'''
|south of Bandit's Camp (Gloomy) & inside Barbarian's Winter Camp
|-
|'''stale coffee'''
|Pseudopolis yard watchhouse
|-
|'''stale potions'''
|Mad Stoat
|-
|'''stale tea'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''starling feathers'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''sticky buns'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''stone chips'''
|Sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand) and Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''stones'''
|Sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand) & Sto Lat, Market Centre
|-
|'''stony sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''storybooks'''
|Bois
|-
|'''straw'''
|Bois
|-
|'''strawberry shortcakes'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''streamers'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''style'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''suffering'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''sugar'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''sunfish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''surprised natives'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''swamp gas'''
|Genua, main gate area & Bois
|-
|'''swag'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild, ground level
|-
|'''sweat'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, entrance
|-
|'''swordfish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''tacky underpants'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild, ground level
|-
|'''tax money'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''tears'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand) and Sek's high altar
|-
|'''tedium'''
|AM jail cell
|-
|'''teeth'''
|AM, Shades
|-
|'''terracotta shards'''
|Bes Pelargic, Tuna Walk
|-
|'''terrified drop bears'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''terrified groundhogs'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''terrified ibises'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''terrified walruses'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''terrified wombats'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''test tubes'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''textbooks'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''thimbles'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''thread'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''tie-dye''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''ticket stubs'''
|AM, Dolly Sisters Watch House
|-
|'''tickets'''
|Pseudopolis Yard watchhouse
|-
|'''tiny carcasses'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''tiny octopi'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''tiny purple flowers'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''tiny salamanders'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''toadstools'''
|Wolf's Trail, east of
|-
|'''tomatoes'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''tortoise shells'''
|DJB, southwest of southern Gate
|-
|'''tortoises'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''towels'''
|AM, Pishe gardens
|-
|'''toy castles'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy crystal balls'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy fairies'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy frogs'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy guardsmen'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy musketeers'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy pirates'''
|Genua, Eastern Docks
|-
|'''toy princesses'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy soldiers'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy unicorns'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy witches'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy zebras'''
|Genua
|-
|'''trousers'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''trout'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''tuition fees'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''tumbleweeds'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''tuna'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''turtles'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''twigs'''
|Pekan Ford, Carriage Stop & Bois
|-
|'''type'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''velvet''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''very startled alpacas'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very startled chickens'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very startled ptarmigan'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''very surprised alpacas'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised anthropomorphic sofa springs'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised blackbirds'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised star-nosed moles'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised voles'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''villainy'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''vines'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''vomit'''
|Genua, Bank
|-
|'''vulture feathers'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''wasted votes'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''water'''
|AM, Pishe gardens & Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''water drops'''
|Pishe's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''watermelons'''
|DJB, melon farm
|-
|'''whales'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''wheat'''
|Dinky, main street
|-
|'''whine'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''whiskey bottles'''
|AM, AM Daily office
|-
|'''whirling blades'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''whispers'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''white fur'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''white gems'''
|AM, Sandelfon High Altar, Sandelfon's Corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''white belts'''
|BP, Ninja Guild
|-
|'''white sand'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''withered carrots'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''withered cucumbers'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''withered potatoes'''
|Scrogden
|-
|'''withered swedes'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''withered turnips'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''wolf fur'''
|Bois
|-
|'''wood'''
|Bois
|-
|'''wood shavings'''
|Lancre
|-
|'''wooden splinters'''
|Escrow, Town sq.
|-
|'''worried bunnies'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried chickens'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried ferrets'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried kittens'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried naked mole rats'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''worried star-nosed moles'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried troll children'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried yeti'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''yarrow stalks'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''yellow sand'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''zombie bits'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''zombie ears'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''zombie noses'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''zombie toes'''
|Bleak Prospect
|}

= Requirements =
[[Holy symbol]]

= [[Meditate]] =
{{MeditateBox
| type=o
| steps=2
| target=Nothing
| components=[[Holy symbol]]
| powers=Speech, Movement
| resist=na
}}

[[Category:Pishe Rituals]]
[[Category:Gufnork Rituals]]
[[Category:Gapp Rituals]]
[[Category:Sandelfon Rituals]]
[[Category:Fish Rituals]]
[[Category:Hat Rituals]]
[[Category:Sek Rituals]]
[[Category:Rituals]]
[[Category:Minions]]

Dust Devil

2011-02-13T17:14:16Z

Kloke: Added swag, loot, and updated ha'pennies location to AM, Thieves' Guild, ground level. Also updated locations for receipts

{{RitualInfoBox
| name=Dust Devil
| gp=50/75/100/125/150/...
| learntat=55 in [[faith.rituals.misc.area]] or [[faith.rituals.misc]] (Sek)
| skills=[[faith.rituals.misc.area]] and [[faith.rituals.offensive.area]]
| grantedby=[[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]], [[Sandelfon]], [[Fish]], [[Hat]], [[Sek]]
| requirements=[[Holy symbol|Symbol]]
| rodtype=g
}}

Summons a whirlwind to fight on your behalf. They are a type of [[:Category:Minions|minion]].

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= Description =
Performing this ritual causes a whirlwind to form, its composition depending on where it is summoned (There are at least 350 different types, ranging from leaves, to cat fur, to metal fragments, to pure faith, to the good old dust devils). Trying to summon another minion may lead to dust devils you've summoned slipping out of your control and dissipating. Dust devils will join you in combat as they will 'assist', and can also be "order"ed to attack. Doing so will cause you to become involved in the combat as well.

Dust devils reduce the amount of xp you will get from kills, though this may be countered by the ability you will have to kill things tougher and in less time. Dust devils are unable to protect and mediocre at dealing damage, so their use is limited.

It has been observed that dust devils summoned by various players will speak in different ways. An example, "The huge whirlwind of pebbles says to the sun-tanned stone mason: My master has told me '''zat''' you must die." and others will say "...'''that''' you must die."

The progression of the sizes is:
Tiny, small, average, large, huge, gigantic, colossal, enormous, humongous, and unbelievably large.

Dust devils can be referred to as devils, whirlwinds, summons, minions, or creatures.

= Help File =

This ritual summons a dust devil to follow your orders. It will attack if ordered, though not the servants of gods. It will not protect or defend the priest summoning it. A priest can only control two dust devils at a time. Performing this ritual requires use of a holy symbol consecrated to your deity.

= Example =
{{Prebox|> perform dust devil
You find it more difficult to perform dust devil because you are a creator. However, this is mitigated by the fact that you are a creator.
 You raise your hands, and swirl them about.
 You speak the holy word of Fish.
 You summon a dust devil.
 Use "order" to command it.
 The wind picks up a bit and starts swirling. Dust and debris in the area come together to form an unbelievably large whirlwind of leaves.}}

= Granted By =
[[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]], [[Sandelfon]], [[Fish]], [[Hat]] and [[Sek]]

= Learnt At =
[[Category:Rituals with conflicting or dubious learnt at information]]
* [[faith.rituals.misc.area]] level 55 ([[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]], [[Sandelfon]], [[Fish]] and [[Hat]])
* [[faith.rituals.misc]] level 55 ([[Sek]])

= Skills Used =
* [[faith.rituals.misc.area]] {{Mocked}}
* [[faith.rituals.offensive.area]] {{Mocked}}

Both skills affect the size and hitpoints of dust devils, as well as their offensive abilities. Defensive abilities seem to be constant.

Of.area determines the number of devils you can summon.

= Base GP Cost =
50/75/100/... GP

The gp cost depends on the number of dust devils or other minions you are already controlling. The base cost is 50 gp (when you're not controlling any other minions already), with an additional 25 gp for every minion you already have.

= Forms of dust devils =
As the name suggests: most of the time a dust devil will consist of, erm, dust. However, there are [http://discworld.atuin.net/lpc/secure/achievements.c?details=disciple%20of%20debris at least 350 different forms], and the following list is an attempt to record them - just in case you fancy a specific looking one, go to the location specified (some may be found in various locations. You might have to perform dust devil more than once on that location, as only every 2nd or 3rd performance of this ritual produces a "non-dust" dust devil.

Note: 1) variations of the same dust devil to not seem to count multiple times towards the related achievements. For example creating ten whirlwinds different coloured fluff does not register as creating ten whirlwinds from different materials for the purposes of the achievement. Also, 'banana peels' and 'bananananana peels' are only counted once! 2) some forms can occur in a fairly big area (i.e. in several places within a big city (e.g. pebbles), others are limited to a specific building or room (e.g. see various forms occurring in Alchemists' Guild, AM).

Listed alphabetically, by form of devil:
{|class="wikitable sortable" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" border="1"
!Type
!Location
|-
|'''"beer"'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''acid'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''acorns'''
|Wolf's Trail, east of
|-
|'''algae'''
|Beach
|-
|'''allegations'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''alligators'''
|Genua & Bois
|-
|'''ambergris'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''amulets of confession'''
|Temple of Soyin
|-
|'''ancient arrowheads'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''angry hermit crabs'''
|Beach
|-
|'''apple pies'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''apples'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''arrows'''
|Sandelfon's corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''ash'''
|Bandits' Camp
|-
|'''baby grflxen'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''baby monkeys'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''balloons'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''banana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bananana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''banananana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bananananana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bananas'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''bank notes'''
|AM, Bing's Branches
|-
|'''bank receipts'''
|AM, Pishe gardens & Pishe's moorlands
|-
|'''barracuda'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''barley'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''bases'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''batik''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''beads'''
|Genua & Bois
|-
|'''black cloth scraps'''
|Escrow, Town Sq.
|-
|'''black gems'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''black water'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''blackberry pies'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''blood'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''blowfish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''blue water'''
|AM, TOSG, fountain
|-
|'''bonds'''
|Lancre co-op bank
|-
|'''bones'''
|Death's domain, entrance hall & T-Shop
|-
|'''bookmarks'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bottled drop bears'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''bottled llamas'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''bottled walruses'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''bread'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''bread rolls'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''brick dust'''
|Bois
|-
|'''bricks'''
|sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''bristles'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''broken dreams'''
|Death's domain, T-Shop
|-
|'''broken feathers'''
|AM & DJB, Hat high altar
|-
|'''broken glassware'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''broken specifications'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''buffalo dung'''
|BP, Tuna Walk
|-
|'''bugs'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''butterfly scales'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''buttons'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''cabbage frogs'''
|Sto Plains, cabbage fields
|-
|'''cabbage fronds'''
|Sto Plains, cabbage fields
|-
|'''cabbage futures'''
|AM, Lancre co-op bank
|-
|'''cabbage leaves'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''camel dung'''
|DJB, Bazaar
|-
|'''canapes'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''carp'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''cashmere''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''cat fur'''
|AM, Hat high altar / DJB, bazaar
|-
|'''caterpillars'''
|Sto Plains, cabbage fields
|-
|'''champagne corks'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''chat-up lines'''
|AM, Mended Drum & Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''cheese'''
|Grassy plain between AM and Djelibeybi
|-
|'''chickens'''
|Bois
|-
|'''chocolate chip cookies'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''chopsticks'''
|BP, east of Blue Moon Park
|-
|'''chrysalises'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''cigar butts'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''cigars'''
|Pseudopolis Yard watchhouse
|-
|'''clams'''
|Beach
|-
|'''cloth'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''clouds'''
|AM, Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''coarse sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''cobblestones'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''cobwebs'''
|BP, Tang Estate
|-
|'''cocktail sausages'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand
|-
|'''cocktail umbrellas'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''coconuts'''
|Brown Island, Souvenir Shop
|-
|'''cod'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''coffee'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''coffee beans'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''coins'''
|Lancre co-op bank
|-
|'''coleslaw'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''cone snails'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''confetti'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''confiscated items'''
|AM jail cell
|-
|'''cool dust'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool jewellery'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool sunglasses'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool underwear'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''coral'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''corn'''
|Pepper Pot, AM
|-
|'''corn sheaves'''
|Dinky, Western Road
|-
|'''cravats'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''cream cakes'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''criticism'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''crystal shards'''
|Scrogden
|-
|'''cupcakes'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''currant buns'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''currents'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''daggers'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''darkness'''
|Death's domain & T-shop
|-
|'''dates'''
|Ephebe, Chronides Farm
|-
|'''dead fish'''
|Slice
|-
|'''deadlines'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''depressed lemmings'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''diamond slippers'''
|Genua, main gate area & Bois
|-
|'''dice'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''dictionaries'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''directions'''
|Sandelfon's Corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''dirt'''
|Bandits' Camp
|-
|'''dirt clods'''
|Sto Plains
|-
|'''discarded clothing'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''dog fur'''
|Sto Lat
|-
|'''dog-ends'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''dolphins'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''dried paint'''
|Brass Neck, just west of Market Place
|-
|'''dried grass'''
|Grass savanna, West of Kom
|-
|'''dried plants'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''dried scats'''
|Grass savanna, West of Kom
|-
|'''driftwood'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''drizzle'''
|AM, Pishe's Garden (hot spring)
|-
|'''droplets of holy water'''
|Escrow, Garlic Way
|-
|'''drunken promises'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''dry sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''duckweed'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''dust'''
|Everywhere
|-
|'''ear horns'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''earwax'''
|Mad Stoat
|-
|'''egresses'''
|Sandelfon's Corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''exams'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''exotic blooms'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''fake rhinu'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild
|-
|'''fashion'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''fear'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''felt''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''fermented cabbage'''
|Sto Lat
|-
|'''festering rubbish'''
|Bandits' Camp
|-
|'''field mice'''
|Dinky, main street
|-
|'''figs'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''film'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''fine sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''fish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''fish oil'''
|AM, Fish's high altar & Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''flame'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''flannel''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''flasks'''
|AM, Alchemist's Guild
|-
|'''fleas'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''floor tiles'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''flotsam '''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''flour'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''flowers'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''fluff (all types)'''
|AM, Gufnork's temple
|-
|'''flying daggers'''
|Klatch, Hashishim Cave
|-
|'''flying fish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''foam'''
|AM, Pishe gardens (hot spring) & Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''food'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''forged papers'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild (Jim's room)
|-
|'''frantic but unladen swallows'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''frantic Hunghungese pot-bellied pigs'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''frantic troll children'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''frantic vulture chicks'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''fried dog'''
|BP, Palace & on pier new Tuna Walk
|-
|'''fried fish'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''frog legs'''
|marsh
|-
|'''frog-spawn'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''frost'''
|Anywhere snowy
|-
|'''fruit cake'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''gambling debts'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''garlic'''
|DJB, Harbour
|-
|'''garlic cloves'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''gauze''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''gilt'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''glittering sand'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''glossy black feathers'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''goat hair'''
|Razorback
|-
|'''gold dust'''
|BP, Fang Estate
|-
|'''goldenrod feathers'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''grains'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''grapes'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''grass'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''grasshoppers'''
|Sto Plains
|-
|'''green mud'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''grflx eggs'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''grflx scales'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''grinning skulls'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''guano'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''gutted fish'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''haddock'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''handbills'''
|Bes Pelargic, samurai dojo & Tuna Walk
|-
|'''ha'pennies'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild, ground level
|-
|'''hate mail'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''hatred'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''hearts (all types)'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''heather'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''herring'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''hints'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''honeycombs'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''hot air'''
|DJB
|-
|'''hot fudge sundaes'''
|AM, Ice Cream shop
|-
|'''hot sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''hot velvet'''
|AM, TOSG, Gapp room
|-
|'''hot water'''
|Creel Springs
|-
|'''human hearts'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''ibis feathers'''
|DJB, Bazaar
|-
|'''ice'''
|Anywhere snowy
|-
|'''ice cream'''
|AM, Ice Cream shop
|-
|'''iconographs'''
|BP, Sailors' Bounty pub
|-
|'''insect corpses'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''invitations'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''IOUs'''
|Pseudopolis Yard watchhouse, Bing's Branches
|-
|'''jam rolls'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''jetsam'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''juggling balls'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''juggling clubs'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''lace''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''lacy underwear'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''lamp shades'''
|Hat's Chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''lamprey'''
|AM, TOSG, Fish room
|-
|'''laundry'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''leaf mould'''
|Scrogden
|-
|'''leather''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''leaves'''
|Gloomy Forest (and lots of other places)
|-
|'''letters of complaint'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''lichen'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''lint'''
|AM, Gufnork's temple
|-
|'''lion fur'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''lit cigarettes'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''litter'''
|Jokeshop on Longstreet, BP
|-
|'''lizard tails'''
|marsh
|-
|'''loathing'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''lobster shells'''
|Beach
|-
|'''loose change'''
|AM, Pishe's high altar, Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''loot'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild, ground level
|-
|'''lost hopes'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''lost socks'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''lost underwear'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''makeup'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''manatees'''
|Tuna Bay Shipwreck
|-
|'''meatballs'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''melons'''
|Ephebe, Chronides Farm
|-
|'''memories'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''memos'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''metal fragments'''
|Barbarian's Summer Camp
|-
|'''mice'''
|Bois
|-
|'''milk'''
|Razorback
|-
|'''miniature fold-out sofas'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''mirror shards'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''mirrored sunglasses'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''mist'''
|Pishe's chamber (Divine Hand), Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''modern art'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''moon dragon scales'''
|Nowhere, village square
|-
|'''moose droppings'''
|Outside Barbarian's Winter Camp
|-
|'''mortar'''
|BP, Tang Estate
|-
|'''moss'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''mould'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''mouse droppings'''
|Sto lat
|-
|'''mud'''
|AM, Pishe high altar, During Rain (on Elm Street, others unconfirmed)
|-
|'''muddy water'''
|Ohulan-Cutash
|-
|'''muesli'''
|Barbarbian's Summer Camp
|-
|'''mushrooms'''
|Morpork Mountains (Moon Dragon grounds)
|-
|'''native carvings'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''needles'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''newt eyes'''
|marsh
|-
|'''noodles'''
|BP, Pearl Path, near Sion Street (probably other places in BP too)
|-
|'''oak leaves'''
|Gloomy Forest
|-
|'''oats'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''octopi'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''octopodes'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''old contracts'''
|Klatch, Hashishashim Cave and Assassins' Guild Office
|-
|'''old hats'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''old leaves'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''old memories'''
|Sheepridge, town square
|-
|'''olives'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''opah'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''orange and black fur'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''organs'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''origami'''
|BP, Silk Lane
|-
|'''oysters'''
|Beach
|-
|'''paint chips'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''paintbrushes'''
|BP, Sung Estate
|-
|'''paintings'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''paisley''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''palm leaves'''
|Brown Island, Souvenir Shop (possible elsewhere too :-)
|-
|'''pants'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''paper chits'''
|BP, Tuna Walk
|-
|'''papers'''
|AM, Assassin's Guild, Unseen University
|-
|'''paperwork'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''parrot feathers'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''partially-decomposed skin flakes'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''party hats (all types)'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''peacock feathers'''
|BP, Sung Estate
|-
|'''peanut shells'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''pebbles'''
|Bandits' Camp (but also a lot of other places)
|-
|'''permits'''
|BP, Jokeshop on Longstreet & Pearl Path (south of Sung Estate)
|-
|'''pickled onions'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''pie dough'''
|Sheepridge, village sq.
|-
|'''pig manure'''
|Slice
|-
|'''pike'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''pillows'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''pine needles'''
|Gloomy Forest
|-
|'''pineapples'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''plankton'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''playbills'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''playing cards'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''poodles'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''porbeagles'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''positive reviews'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''pottery shards'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''prawns'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''prop swords'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''puppet heads'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''purple mineral powder'''
|Bes Pelargic, Blue moon park
|-
|'''pure cool'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''pure faith'''
|High altars (everywhere), Divine Hand chambers, Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''quill pens'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''quills'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''raindrops'''
|Anywhere rainy, & AM, Pishe's high altar, Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''rainwater'''
|AM, Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''rat tails'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''reagents'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''receipts'''
|AM, Council building, AM, Thieves' Guild, ground level
|-
|'''red dust'''
|AM, Assassins' Courtyard
|-
|'''red mud'''
|BP, Blue Moon Park (entrance)
|-
|'''reeds'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''rice'''
|BP, Calligrapher's Shop (but probably more globally in BP too)
|-
|'''rocks'''
|DJB, West-South of southern gate.
|-
|'''roe'''
|AM, Fish's high altar, Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''rogue thaums'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''romance'''
|Bois
|-
|'''roof tiles'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''room keys'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''rose petals'''
|Nowhere Village
|-
|'''roses'''
|Bois
|-
|'''rotten apples'''
|Bad Ass
|-
|'''rotting brain'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''rotting fruit'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''rubbish'''
|AM, Morpork streets
|-
|'''rumours'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''salmon'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''sand'''
|DJB, Bazaar
|-
|'''scraps of fur'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''scree'''
|Escrow, Village Centre
|-
|'''scripts'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''sculpture'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''scum'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''scumble droplets'''
|Lancre
|-
|'''sea cucumbers'''
|Fish's whirlpool
|-
|'''sea urchins'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''sea water'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''seaweed'''
|Beach
|-
|'''seals'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''sea-shells'''
|Brown Island, Beaches
|-
|'''shale'''
|Morpork Mountains (Moon Dragon grounds)
|-
|'''shark eggs'''
|Beach
|-
|'''shark fins'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''shark teeth'''
|Tuna Bay Shipwreck
|-
|'''shaved coins'''
|AM, Pishe's Gardens (hot spring)
|-
|'''sheep droppings'''
|Sheepridge, town square
|-
|'''sheep's wool'''
|Sheepridge, town square & Nowhere village
|-
|'''shirts'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''shrimp'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''signs'''
|sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''silk''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''silk scraps'''
|AM, Assassin's Guild
|-
|'''silt'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''silver fragments'''
|Escrow
|-
|'''slate'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''slugs'''
|marsh
|-
|'''slush'''
|Anywhere snowy (I think)
|-
|'''small melons'''
|DJB, melon farm
|-
|'''small round stones'''
|Creel Springs
|-
|'''small stones'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''small yellow flowers'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''smoke'''
|Klatch, Hashishhashim Cave
|-
|'''snails'''
|marsh
|-
|'''snake scales'''
|BP, Hong Estate
|-
|'''snow'''
|Anywhere snowy
|-
|'''soap'''
|Creel Springs
|-
|'''someone else's underwear'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''sonkies'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''spam'''
|Sto Lat, King's Road
|-
|'''sparkly fangs'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''spermaceti'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''spilled drinks'''
|AM, Hat high altar & Genua, small shop dedicated to Hat
|-
|'''sprite wings'''
|Razorback
|-
|'''squid'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''squishi'''
|BP, Garden Walk
|-
|'''stale beer'''
|south of Bandit's Camp (Gloomy) & inside Barbarian's Winter Camp
|-
|'''stale coffee'''
|Pseudopolis yard watchhouse
|-
|'''stale potions'''
|Mad Stoat
|-
|'''stale tea'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''starling feathers'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''sticky buns'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''stone chips'''
|Sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand) and Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''stones'''
|Sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand) & Sto Lat, Market Centre
|-
|'''stony sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''storybooks'''
|Bois
|-
|'''straw'''
|Bois
|-
|'''strawberry shortcakes'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''streamers'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''style'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''suffering'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''sugar'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''sunfish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''surprised natives'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''swamp gas'''
|Genua, main gate area & Bois
|-
|'''swag'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild, ground level
|-
|'''sweat'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, entrance
|-
|'''swordfish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''tacky underpants'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild, ground level
|-
|'''tax money'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''tears'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand) and Sek's high altar
|-
|'''tedium'''
|AM jail cell
|-
|'''teeth'''
|AM, Shades
|-
|'''terracotta shards'''
|Bes Pelargic, Tuna Walk
|-
|'''terrified drop bears'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''terrified groundhogs'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''terrified ibises'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''terrified walruses'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''terrified wombats'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''test tubes'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''textbooks'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''thimbles'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''thread'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''tie-dye''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''ticket stubs'''
|AM, Dolly Sisters Watch House
|-
|'''tickets'''
|Pseudopolis Yard watchhouse
|-
|'''tiny carcasses'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''tiny octopi'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''tiny purple flowers'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''tiny salamanders'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''toadstools'''
|Wolf's Trail, east of
|-
|'''tomatoes'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''tortoise shells'''
|DJB, southwest of southern Gate
|-
|'''tortoises'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''towels'''
|AM, Pishe gardens
|-
|'''toy castles'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy crystal balls'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy fairies'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy frogs'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy guardsmen'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy musketeers'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy pirates'''
|Genua, Eastern Docks
|-
|'''toy princesses'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy soldiers'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy unicorns'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy witches'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy zebras'''
|Genua
|-
|'''trousers'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''trout'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''tuition fees'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''tumbleweeds'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''turtles'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''twigs'''
|Pekan Ford, Carriage Stop & Bois
|-
|'''type'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''velvet''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''very startled alpacas'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very startled chickens'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very startled ptarmigan'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''very surprised alpacas'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised anthropomorphic sofa springs'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised blackbirds'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised star-nosed moles'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised voles'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''villainy'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''vines'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''vomit'''
|Genua, Bank
|-
|'''vulture feathers'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''wasted votes'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''water'''
|AM, Pishe gardens & Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''water drops'''
|Pishe's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''watermelons'''
|DJB, melon farm
|-
|'''whales'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''wheat'''
|Dinky, main street
|-
|'''whine'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''whirling blades'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''whispers'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''white fur'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''white gems'''
|AM, Sandelfon High Altar, Sandelfon's Corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''white sand'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''withered carrots'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''withered potatoes'''
|Scrogden
|-
|'''withered turnips'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''wolf fur'''
|Bois
|-
|'''wood'''
|Bois
|-
|'''wood shavings'''
|Lancre
|-
|'''wooden splinters'''
|Escrow, Town sq.
|-
|'''worried bunnies'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried chickens'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried ferrets'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried kittens'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried naked mole rats'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''worried star-nosed moles'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried troll children'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried yeti'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''yarrow stalks'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''yellow sand'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''zombie bits'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''zombie ears'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''zombie noses'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''zombie toes'''
|Bleak Prospect
|}

= Requirements =
[[Holy symbol]]

= [[Meditate]] =
{{MeditateBox
| type=o
| steps=2
| target=Nothing
| components=[[Holy symbol]]
| powers=Speech, Movement
| resist=na
}}

[[Category:Pishe Rituals]]
[[Category:Gufnork Rituals]]
[[Category:Gapp Rituals]]
[[Category:Sandelfon Rituals]]
[[Category:Fish Rituals]]
[[Category:Hat Rituals]]
[[Category:Sek Rituals]]
[[Category:Rituals]]
[[Category:Minions]]

Dust Devil

2011-02-13T16:59:28Z

Kloke: /* Forms of dust devils */

{{RitualInfoBox
| name=Dust Devil
| gp=50/75/100/125/150/...
| learntat=55 in [[faith.rituals.misc.area]] or [[faith.rituals.misc]] (Sek)
| skills=[[faith.rituals.misc.area]] and [[faith.rituals.offensive.area]]
| grantedby=[[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]], [[Sandelfon]], [[Fish]], [[Hat]], [[Sek]]
| requirements=[[Holy symbol|Symbol]]
| rodtype=g
}}

Summons a whirlwind to fight on your behalf. They are a type of [[:Category:Minions|minion]].

__TOC__

= Description =
Performing this ritual causes a whirlwind to form, its composition depending on where it is summoned (There are at least 350 different types, ranging from leaves, to cat fur, to metal fragments, to pure faith, to the good old dust devils). Trying to summon another minion may lead to dust devils you've summoned slipping out of your control and dissipating. Dust devils will join you in combat as they will 'assist', and can also be "order"ed to attack. Doing so will cause you to become involved in the combat as well.

Dust devils reduce the amount of xp you will get from kills, though this may be countered by the ability you will have to kill things tougher and in less time. Dust devils are unable to protect and mediocre at dealing damage, so their use is limited.

It has been observed that dust devils summoned by various players will speak in different ways. An example, "The huge whirlwind of pebbles says to the sun-tanned stone mason: My master has told me '''zat''' you must die." and others will say "...'''that''' you must die."

The progression of the sizes is:
Tiny, small, average, large, huge, gigantic, colossal, enormous, humongous, and unbelievably large.

Dust devils can be referred to as devils, whirlwinds, summons, minions, or creatures.

= Help File =

This ritual summons a dust devil to follow your orders. It will attack if ordered, though not the servants of gods. It will not protect or defend the priest summoning it. A priest can only control two dust devils at a time. Performing this ritual requires use of a holy symbol consecrated to your deity.

= Example =
{{Prebox|> perform dust devil
You find it more difficult to perform dust devil because you are a creator. However, this is mitigated by the fact that you are a creator.
 You raise your hands, and swirl them about.
 You speak the holy word of Fish.
 You summon a dust devil.
 Use "order" to command it.
 The wind picks up a bit and starts swirling. Dust and debris in the area come together to form an unbelievably large whirlwind of leaves.}}

= Granted By =
[[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]], [[Sandelfon]], [[Fish]], [[Hat]] and [[Sek]]

= Learnt At =
[[Category:Rituals with conflicting or dubious learnt at information]]
* [[faith.rituals.misc.area]] level 55 ([[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]], [[Sandelfon]], [[Fish]] and [[Hat]])
* [[faith.rituals.misc]] level 55 ([[Sek]])

= Skills Used =
* [[faith.rituals.misc.area]] {{Mocked}}
* [[faith.rituals.offensive.area]] {{Mocked}}

Both skills affect the size and hitpoints of dust devils, as well as their offensive abilities. Defensive abilities seem to be constant.

Of.area determines the number of devils you can summon.

= Base GP Cost =
50/75/100/... GP

The gp cost depends on the number of dust devils or other minions you are already controlling. The base cost is 50 gp (when you're not controlling any other minions already), with an additional 25 gp for every minion you already have.

= Forms of dust devils =
As the name suggests: most of the time a dust devil will consist of, erm, dust. However, there are [http://discworld.atuin.net/lpc/secure/achievements.c?details=disciple%20of%20debris at least 350 different forms], and the following list is an attempt to record them - just in case you fancy a specific looking one, go to the location specified (some may be found in various locations. You might have to perform dust devil more than once on that location, as only every 2nd or 3rd performance of this ritual produces a "non-dust" dust devil.

Note: 1) variations of the same dust devil to not seem to count multiple times towards the related achievements. For example creating ten whirlwinds different coloured fluff does not register as creating ten whirlwinds from different materials for the purposes of the achievement. Also, 'banana peels' and 'bananananana peels' are only counted once! 2) some forms can occur in a fairly big area (i.e. in several places within a big city (e.g. pebbles), others are limited to a specific building or room (e.g. see various forms occurring in Alchemists' Guild, AM).

Listed alphabetically, by form of devil:
{|class="wikitable sortable" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" border="1"
!Type
!Location
|-
|'''"beer"'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''acid'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''acorns'''
|Wolf's Trail, east of
|-
|'''algae'''
|Beach
|-
|'''allegations'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''alligators'''
|Genua & Bois
|-
|'''ambergris'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''amulets of confession'''
|Temple of Soyin
|-
|'''ancient arrowheads'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''angry hermit crabs'''
|Beach
|-
|'''apple pies'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''apples'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''arrows'''
|Sandelfon's corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''ash'''
|Bandits' Camp
|-
|'''baby grflxen'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''baby monkeys'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''balloons'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''banana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bananana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''banananana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bananananana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bananas'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''bank notes'''
|AM, Bing's Branches
|-
|'''bank receipts'''
|AM, Pishe gardens & Pishe's moorlands
|-
|'''barracuda'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''barley'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''bases'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''batik''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''beads'''
|Genua & Bois
|-
|'''black cloth scraps'''
|Escrow, Town Sq.
|-
|'''black gems'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''black water'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''blackberry pies'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''blood'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''blowfish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''blue water'''
|AM, TOSG, fountain
|-
|'''bonds'''
|Lancre co-op bank
|-
|'''bones'''
|Death's domain, entrance hall & T-Shop
|-
|'''bookmarks'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bottled drop bears'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''bottled llamas'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''bottled walruses'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''bread'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''bread rolls'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''brick dust'''
|Bois
|-
|'''bricks'''
|sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''bristles'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''broken dreams'''
|Death's domain, T-Shop
|-
|'''broken feathers'''
|AM & DJB, Hat high altar
|-
|'''broken glassware'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''broken specifications'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''buffalo dung'''
|BP, Tuna Walk
|-
|'''bugs'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''butterfly scales'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''buttons'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''cabbage frogs'''
|Sto Plains, cabbage fields
|-
|'''cabbage fronds'''
|Sto Plains, cabbage fields
|-
|'''cabbage futures'''
|AM, Lancre co-op bank
|-
|'''cabbage leaves'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''camel dung'''
|DJB, Bazaar
|-
|'''canapes'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''carp'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''cashmere''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''cat fur'''
|AM, Hat high altar / DJB, bazaar
|-
|'''caterpillars'''
|Sto Plains, cabbage fields
|-
|'''champagne corks'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''chat-up lines'''
|AM, Mended Drum & Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''cheese'''
|Grassy plain between AM and Djelibeybi
|-
|'''chickens'''
|Bois
|-
|'''chocolate chip cookies'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''chopsticks'''
|BP, east of Blue Moon Park
|-
|'''chrysalises'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''cigar butts'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''cigars'''
|Pseudopolis Yard watchhouse
|-
|'''clams'''
|Beach
|-
|'''cloth'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''clouds'''
|AM, Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''coarse sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''cobblestones'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''cobwebs'''
|BP, Tang Estate
|-
|'''cocktail sausages'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand
|-
|'''cocktail umbrellas'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''coconuts'''
|Brown Island, Souvenir Shop
|-
|'''cod'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''coffee'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''coffee beans'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''coins'''
|Lancre co-op bank
|-
|'''coleslaw'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''cone snails'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''confetti'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''confiscated items'''
|AM jail cell
|-
|'''cool dust'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool jewellery'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool sunglasses'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool underwear'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''coral'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''corn'''
|Pepper Pot, AM
|-
|'''corn sheaves'''
|Dinky, Western Road
|-
|'''cravats'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''cream cakes'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''criticism'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''crystal shards'''
|Scrogden
|-
|'''cupcakes'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''currant buns'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''currents'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''daggers'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''darkness'''
|Death's domain & T-shop
|-
|'''dates'''
|Ephebe, Chronides Farm
|-
|'''dead fish'''
|Slice
|-
|'''deadlines'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''depressed lemmings'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''diamond slippers'''
|Genua, main gate area & Bois
|-
|'''dice'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''dictionaries'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''directions'''
|Sandelfon's Corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''dirt'''
|Bandits' Camp
|-
|'''dirt clods'''
|Sto Plains
|-
|'''discarded clothing'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''dog fur'''
|Sto Lat
|-
|'''dog-ends'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''dolphins'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''dried paint'''
|Brass Neck, just west of Market Place
|-
|'''dried grass'''
|Grass savanna, West of Kom
|-
|'''dried plants'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''dried scats'''
|Grass savanna, West of Kom
|-
|'''driftwood'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''drizzle'''
|AM, Pishe's Garden (hot spring)
|-
|'''droplets of holy water'''
|Escrow, Garlic Way
|-
|'''drunken promises'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''dry sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''duckweed'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''dust'''
|Everywhere
|-
|'''ear horns'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''earwax'''
|Mad Stoat
|-
|'''egresses'''
|Sandelfon's Corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''exams'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''exotic blooms'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''fake rhinu'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild
|-
|'''fashion'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''fear'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''felt''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''fermented cabbage'''
|Sto Lat
|-
|'''festering rubbish'''
|Bandits' Camp
|-
|'''field mice'''
|Dinky, main street
|-
|'''figs'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''film'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''fine sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''fish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''fish oil'''
|AM, Fish's high altar & Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''flame'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''flannel''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''flasks'''
|AM, Alchemist's Guild
|-
|'''fleas'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''floor tiles'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''flotsam '''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''flour'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''flowers'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''fluff (all types)'''
|AM, Gufnork's temple
|-
|'''flying daggers'''
|Klatch, Hashishim Cave
|-
|'''flying fish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''foam'''
|AM, Pishe gardens (hot spring) & Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''food'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''forged papers'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild (Jim's room)
|-
|'''frantic but unladen swallows'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''frantic Hunghungese pot-bellied pigs'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''frantic troll children'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''frantic vulture chicks'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''fried dog'''
|BP, Palace & on pier new Tuna Walk
|-
|'''fried fish'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''frog legs'''
|marsh
|-
|'''frog-spawn'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''frost'''
|Anywhere snowy
|-
|'''fruit cake'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''gambling debts'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''garlic'''
|DJB, Harbour
|-
|'''garlic cloves'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''gauze''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''gilt'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''glittering sand'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''glossy black feathers'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''goat hair'''
|Razorback
|-
|'''gold dust'''
|BP, Fang Estate
|-
|'''goldenrod feathers'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''grains'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''grapes'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''grass'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''grasshoppers'''
|Sto Plains
|-
|'''green mud'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''grflx eggs'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''grflx scales'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''grinning skulls'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''guano'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''gutted fish'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''haddock'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''handbills'''
|Bes Pelargic, samurai dojo & Tuna Walk
|-
|'''ha'pennies'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild, Jim's room
|-
|'''hate mail'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''hatred'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''hearts (all types)'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''heather'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''herring'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''hints'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''honeycombs'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''hot air'''
|DJB
|-
|'''hot fudge sundaes'''
|AM, Ice Cream shop
|-
|'''hot sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''hot velvet'''
|AM, TOSG, Gapp room
|-
|'''hot water'''
|Creel Springs
|-
|'''human hearts'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''ibis feathers'''
|DJB, Bazaar
|-
|'''ice'''
|Anywhere snowy
|-
|'''ice cream'''
|AM, Ice Cream shop
|-
|'''iconographs'''
|BP, Sailors' Bounty pub
|-
|'''insect corpses'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''invitations'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''IOUs'''
|Pseudopolis Yard watchhouse, Bing's Branches
|-
|'''jam rolls'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''jetsam'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''juggling balls'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''juggling clubs'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''lace''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''lacy underwear'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''lamp shades'''
|Hat's Chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''lamprey'''
|AM, TOSG, Fish room
|-
|'''laundry'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''leaf mould'''
|Scrogden
|-
|'''leather''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''leaves'''
|Gloomy Forest (and lots of other places)
|-
|'''letters of complaint'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''lichen'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''lint'''
|AM, Gufnork's temple
|-
|'''lion fur'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''lit cigarettes'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''litter'''
|Jokeshop on Longstreet, BP
|-
|'''lizard tails'''
|marsh
|-
|'''loathing'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''lobster shells'''
|Beach
|-
|'''loose change'''
|AM, Pishe's high altar, Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''lost hopes'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''lost socks'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''lost underwear'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''makeup'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''manatees'''
|Tuna Bay Shipwreck
|-
|'''meatballs'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''melons'''
|Ephebe, Chronides Farm
|-
|'''memories'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''memos'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''metal fragments'''
|Barbarian's Summer Camp
|-
|'''mice'''
|Bois
|-
|'''milk'''
|Razorback
|-
|'''miniature fold-out sofas'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''mirror shards'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''mirrored sunglasses'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''mist'''
|Pishe's chamber (Divine Hand), Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''modern art'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''moon dragon scales'''
|Nowhere, village square
|-
|'''moose droppings'''
|Outside Barbarian's Winter Camp
|-
|'''mortar'''
|BP, Tang Estate
|-
|'''moss'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''mould'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''mouse droppings'''
|Sto lat
|-
|'''mud'''
|AM, Pishe high altar, During Rain (on Elm Street, others unconfirmed)
|-
|'''muddy water'''
|Ohulan-Cutash
|-
|'''muesli'''
|Barbarbian's Summer Camp
|-
|'''mushrooms'''
|Morpork Mountains (Moon Dragon grounds)
|-
|'''native carvings'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''needles'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''newt eyes'''
|marsh
|-
|'''noodles'''
|BP, Pearl Path, near Sion Street (probably other places in BP too)
|-
|'''oak leaves'''
|Gloomy Forest
|-
|'''oats'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''octopi'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''octopodes'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''old contracts'''
|Klatch, Hashishashim Cave and Assassins' Guild Office
|-
|'''old hats'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''old leaves'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''old memories'''
|Sheepridge, town square
|-
|'''olives'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''opah'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''orange and black fur'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''organs'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''origami'''
|BP, Silk Lane
|-
|'''oysters'''
|Beach
|-
|'''paint chips'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''paintbrushes'''
|BP, Sung Estate
|-
|'''paintings'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''paisley''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''palm leaves'''
|Brown Island, Souvenir Shop (possible elsewhere too :-)
|-
|'''pants'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''paper chits'''
|BP, Tuna Walk
|-
|'''papers'''
|AM, Assassin's Guild, Unseen University
|-
|'''paperwork'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''parrot feathers'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''partially-decomposed skin flakes'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''party hats (all types)'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''peacock feathers'''
|BP, Sung Estate
|-
|'''peanut shells'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''pebbles'''
|Bandits' Camp (but also a lot of other places)
|-
|'''permits'''
|BP, Jokeshop on Longstreet & Pearl Path (south of Sung Estate)
|-
|'''pickled onions'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''pie dough'''
|Sheepridge, village sq.
|-
|'''pig manure'''
|Slice
|-
|'''pike'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''pillows'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''pine needles'''
|Gloomy Forest
|-
|'''pineapples'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''plankton'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''playbills'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''playing cards'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''poodles'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''porbeagles'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''positive reviews'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''pottery shards'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''prawns'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''prop swords'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''puppet heads'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''purple mineral powder'''
|Bes Pelargic, Blue moon park
|-
|'''pure cool'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''pure faith'''
|High altars (everywhere), Divine Hand chambers, Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''quill pens'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''quills'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''raindrops'''
|Anywhere rainy, & AM, Pishe's high altar, Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''rainwater'''
|AM, Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''rat tails'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''reagents'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''receipts'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''red dust'''
|AM, Assassins' Courtyard
|-
|'''red mud'''
|BP, Blue Moon Park (entrance)
|-
|'''reeds'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''rice'''
|BP, Calligrapher's Shop (but probably more globally in BP too)
|-
|'''rocks'''
|DJB, West-South of southern gate.
|-
|'''roe'''
|AM, Fish's high altar, Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''rogue thaums'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''romance'''
|Bois
|-
|'''roof tiles'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''room keys'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''rose petals'''
|Nowhere Village
|-
|'''roses'''
|Bois
|-
|'''rotten apples'''
|Bad Ass
|-
|'''rotting brain'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''rotting fruit'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''rubbish'''
|AM, Morpork streets
|-
|'''rumours'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''salmon'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''sand'''
|DJB, Bazaar
|-
|'''scraps of fur'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''scree'''
|Escrow, Village Centre
|-
|'''scripts'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''sculpture'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''scum'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''scumble droplets'''
|Lancre
|-
|'''sea cucumbers'''
|Fish's whirlpool
|-
|'''sea urchins'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''sea water'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''seaweed'''
|Beach
|-
|'''seals'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''sea-shells'''
|Brown Island, Beaches
|-
|'''shale'''
|Morpork Mountains (Moon Dragon grounds)
|-
|'''shark eggs'''
|Beach
|-
|'''shark fins'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''shark teeth'''
|Tuna Bay Shipwreck
|-
|'''shaved coins'''
|AM, Pishe's Gardens (hot spring)
|-
|'''sheep droppings'''
|Sheepridge, town square
|-
|'''sheep's wool'''
|Sheepridge, town square & Nowhere village
|-
|'''shirts'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''shrimp'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''signs'''
|sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''silk''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''silk scraps'''
|AM, Assassin's Guild
|-
|'''silt'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''silver fragments'''
|Escrow
|-
|'''slate'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''slugs'''
|marsh
|-
|'''slush'''
|Anywhere snowy (I think)
|-
|'''small melons'''
|DJB, melon farm
|-
|'''small round stones'''
|Creel Springs
|-
|'''small stones'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''small yellow flowers'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''smoke'''
|Klatch, Hashishhashim Cave
|-
|'''snails'''
|marsh
|-
|'''snake scales'''
|BP, Hong Estate
|-
|'''snow'''
|Anywhere snowy
|-
|'''soap'''
|Creel Springs
|-
|'''someone else's underwear'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''sonkies'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''spam'''
|Sto Lat, King's Road
|-
|'''sparkly fangs'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''spermaceti'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''spilled drinks'''
|AM, Hat high altar & Genua, small shop dedicated to Hat
|-
|'''sprite wings'''
|Razorback
|-
|'''squid'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''squishi'''
|BP, Garden Walk
|-
|'''stale beer'''
|south of Bandit's Camp (Gloomy) & inside Barbarian's Winter Camp
|-
|'''stale coffee'''
|Pseudopolis yard watchhouse
|-
|'''stale potions'''
|Mad Stoat
|-
|'''stale tea'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''starling feathers'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''sticky buns'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''stone chips'''
|Sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand) and Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''stones'''
|Sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand) & Sto Lat, Market Centre
|-
|'''stony sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''storybooks'''
|Bois
|-
|'''straw'''
|Bois
|-
|'''strawberry shortcakes'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''streamers'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''style'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''suffering'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''sugar'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''sunfish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''surprised natives'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''swamp gas'''
|Genua, main gate area & Bois
|-
|'''sweat'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, entrance
|-
|'''swordfish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''tacky underpants'''
|Thieves' Guild, ground level
|-
|'''tax money'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''tears'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand) and Sek's high altar
|-
|'''tedium'''
|AM jail cell
|-
|'''teeth'''
|AM, Shades
|-
|'''terracotta shards'''
|Bes Pelargic, Tuna Walk
|-
|'''terrified drop bears'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''terrified groundhogs'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''terrified ibises'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''terrified walruses'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''terrified wombats'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''test tubes'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''textbooks'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''thimbles'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''thread'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''tie-dye''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''ticket stubs'''
|AM, Dolly Sisters Watch House
|-
|'''tickets'''
|Pseudopolis Yard watchhouse
|-
|'''tiny carcasses'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''tiny octopi'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''tiny purple flowers'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''tiny salamanders'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''toadstools'''
|Wolf's Trail, east of
|-
|'''tomatoes'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''tortoise shells'''
|DJB, southwest of southern Gate
|-
|'''tortoises'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''towels'''
|AM, Pishe gardens
|-
|'''toy castles'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy crystal balls'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy fairies'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy frogs'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy guardsmen'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy musketeers'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy pirates'''
|Genua, Eastern Docks
|-
|'''toy princesses'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy soldiers'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy unicorns'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy witches'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy zebras'''
|Genua
|-
|'''trousers'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''trout'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''tuition fees'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''tumbleweeds'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''turtles'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''twigs'''
|Pekan Ford, Carriage Stop & Bois
|-
|'''type'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''velvet''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''very startled alpacas'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very startled chickens'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very startled ptarmigan'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''very surprised alpacas'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised anthropomorphic sofa springs'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised blackbirds'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised star-nosed moles'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised voles'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''villainy'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''vines'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''vomit'''
|Genua, Bank
|-
|'''vulture feathers'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''wasted votes'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''water'''
|AM, Pishe gardens & Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''water drops'''
|Pishe's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''watermelons'''
|DJB, melon farm
|-
|'''whales'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''wheat'''
|Dinky, main street
|-
|'''whine'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''whirling blades'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''whispers'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''white fur'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''white gems'''
|AM, Sandelfon High Altar, Sandelfon's Corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''white sand'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''withered carrots'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''withered potatoes'''
|Scrogden
|-
|'''withered turnips'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''wolf fur'''
|Bois
|-
|'''wood'''
|Bois
|-
|'''wood shavings'''
|Lancre
|-
|'''wooden splinters'''
|Escrow, Town sq.
|-
|'''worried bunnies'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried chickens'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried ferrets'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried kittens'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried naked mole rats'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''worried star-nosed moles'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried troll children'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried yeti'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''yarrow stalks'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''yellow sand'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''zombie bits'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''zombie ears'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''zombie noses'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''zombie toes'''
|Bleak Prospect
|}

= Requirements =
[[Holy symbol]]

= [[Meditate]] =
{{MeditateBox
| type=o
| steps=2
| target=Nothing
| components=[[Holy symbol]]
| powers=Speech, Movement
| resist=na
}}

[[Category:Pishe Rituals]]
[[Category:Gufnork Rituals]]
[[Category:Gapp Rituals]]
[[Category:Sandelfon Rituals]]
[[Category:Fish Rituals]]
[[Category:Hat Rituals]]
[[Category:Sek Rituals]]
[[Category:Rituals]]
[[Category:Minions]]

Dust Devil

2011-02-13T16:47:20Z

Kloke: Added dried scatss, dried grass

{{RitualInfoBox
| name=Dust Devil
| gp=50/75/100/125/150/...
| learntat=55 in [[faith.rituals.misc.area]] or [[faith.rituals.misc]] (Sek)
| skills=[[faith.rituals.misc.area]] and [[faith.rituals.offensive.area]]
| grantedby=[[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]], [[Sandelfon]], [[Fish]], [[Hat]], [[Sek]]
| requirements=[[Holy symbol|Symbol]]
| rodtype=g
}}

Summons a whirlwind to fight on your behalf. They are a type of [[:Category:Minions|minion]].

__TOC__

= Description =
Performing this ritual causes a whirlwind to form, its composition depending on where it is summoned (There are at least 350 different types, ranging from leaves, to cat fur, to metal fragments, to pure faith, to the good old dust devils). Trying to summon another minion may lead to dust devils you've summoned slipping out of your control and dissipating. Dust devils will join you in combat as they will 'assist', and can also be "order"ed to attack. Doing so will cause you to become involved in the combat as well.

Dust devils reduce the amount of xp you will get from kills, though this may be countered by the ability you will have to kill things tougher and in less time. Dust devils are unable to protect and mediocre at dealing damage, so their use is limited.

It has been observed that dust devils summoned by various players will speak in different ways. An example, "The huge whirlwind of pebbles says to the sun-tanned stone mason: My master has told me '''zat''' you must die." and others will say "...'''that''' you must die."

The progression of the sizes is:
Tiny, small, average, large, huge, gigantic, colossal, enormous, humongous, and unbelievably large.

Dust devils can be referred to as devils, whirlwinds, summons, minions, or creatures.

= Help File =

This ritual summons a dust devil to follow your orders. It will attack if ordered, though not the servants of gods. It will not protect or defend the priest summoning it. A priest can only control two dust devils at a time. Performing this ritual requires use of a holy symbol consecrated to your deity.

= Example =
{{Prebox|> perform dust devil
You find it more difficult to perform dust devil because you are a creator. However, this is mitigated by the fact that you are a creator.
 You raise your hands, and swirl them about.
 You speak the holy word of Fish.
 You summon a dust devil.
 Use "order" to command it.
 The wind picks up a bit and starts swirling. Dust and debris in the area come together to form an unbelievably large whirlwind of leaves.}}

= Granted By =
[[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]], [[Sandelfon]], [[Fish]], [[Hat]] and [[Sek]]

= Learnt At =
[[Category:Rituals with conflicting or dubious learnt at information]]
* [[faith.rituals.misc.area]] level 55 ([[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]], [[Sandelfon]], [[Fish]] and [[Hat]])
* [[faith.rituals.misc]] level 55 ([[Sek]])

= Skills Used =
* [[faith.rituals.misc.area]] {{Mocked}}
* [[faith.rituals.offensive.area]] {{Mocked}}

Both skills affect the size and hitpoints of dust devils, as well as their offensive abilities. Defensive abilities seem to be constant.

Of.area determines the number of devils you can summon.

= Base GP Cost =
50/75/100/... GP

The gp cost depends on the number of dust devils or other minions you are already controlling. The base cost is 50 gp (when you're not controlling any other minions already), with an additional 25 gp for every minion you already have.

= Forms of dust devils =
As the name suggests: most of the time a dust devil will consist of, erm, dust. However, there are [http://discworld.atuin.net/lpc/secure/achievements.c?details=disciple%20of%20debris at least 350 different forms], and the following list is an attempt to record them - just in case you fancy a specific looking one, go to the location specified (some may be found in various locations. You might have to perform dust devil more than once on that location, as only every 2nd or 3rd performance of this ritual produces a "non-dust" dust devil.

Note: 1) variations of the same dust devil to not seem to count multiple times towards the related achievements. For example creating ten whirlwinds different coloured fluff does not register as creating ten whirlwinds from different materials for the purposes of the achievement. Also, 'banana peels' and 'bananananana peels' are only counted once! 2) some forms can occur in a fairly big area (i.e. in several places within a big city (e.g. pebbles), others are limited to a specific building or room (e.g. see various forms occurring in Alchemists' Guild, AM).

Listed alphabetically, by form of devil:
{|class="wikitable sortable" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" border="1"
!Type
!Location
|-
|'''"beer"'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''acid'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''acorns'''
|Wolf's Trail, east of
|-
|'''algae'''
|Beach
|-
|'''allegations'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''alligators'''
|Genua & Bois
|-
|'''ambergris'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''amulets of confession'''
|Temple of Soyin
|-
|'''ancient arrowheads'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''angry hermit crabs'''
|Beach
|-
|'''apple pies'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''apples'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''arrows'''
|Sandelfon's corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''ash'''
|Bandits' Camp
|-
|'''baby grflxen'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''baby monkeys'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''balloons'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''banana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bananana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''banananana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bananananana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bananas'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''bank notes'''
|AM, Bing's Branches
|-
|'''bank receipts'''
|AM, Pishe gardens & Pishe's moorlands
|-
|'''barracuda'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''barley'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''bases'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''batik''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''beads'''
|Genua & Bois
|-
|'''black cloth scraps'''
|Escrow, Town Sq.
|-
|'''black gems'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''black water'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''blackberry pies'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''blood'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''blowfish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''blue water'''
|AM, TOSG, fountain
|-
|'''bonds'''
|Lancre co-op bank
|-
|'''bones'''
|Death's domain, entrance hall & T-Shop
|-
|'''bookmarks'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bottled drop bears'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''bottled llamas'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''bottled walruses'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''bread'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''bread rolls'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''brick dust'''
|Bois
|-
|'''bricks'''
|sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''bristles'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''broken dreams'''
|Death's domain, T-Shop
|-
|'''broken feathers'''
|AM & DJB, Hat high altar
|-
|'''broken glassware'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''broken specifications'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''buffalo dung'''
|BP, Tuna Walk
|-
|'''bugs'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''butterfly scales'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''buttons'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''cabbage frogs'''
|Sto Plains, cabbage fields
|-
|'''cabbage fronds'''
|Sto Plains, cabbage fields
|-
|'''cabbage futures'''
|AM, Lancre co-op bank
|-
|'''cabbage leaves'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''camel dung'''
|DJB, Bazaar
|-
|'''canapes'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''carp'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''cashmere''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''cat fur'''
|AM, Hat high altar / DJB, bazaar
|-
|'''caterpillars'''
|Sto Plains, cabbage fields
|-
|'''champagne corks'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''chat-up lines'''
|AM, Mended Drum & Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''chickens'''
|Bois
|-
|'''chocolate chip cookies'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''chopsticks'''
|BP, east of Blue Moon Park
|-
|'''chrysalises'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''cigar butts'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''cigars'''
|Pseudopolis Yard watchhouse
|-
|'''clams'''
|Beach
|-
|'''cloth'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''clouds'''
|AM, Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''coarse sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''cobblestones'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''cobwebs'''
|BP, Tang Estate
|-
|'''cocktail sausages'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand
|-
|'''cocktail umbrellas'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''coconuts'''
|Brown Island, Souvenir Shop
|-
|'''cod'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''coffee'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''coffee beans'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''coins'''
|Lancre co-op bank
|-
|'''coleslaw'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''cone snails'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''confetti'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''confiscated items'''
|AM jail cell
|-
|'''cool dust'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool jewellery'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool sunglasses'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool underwear'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''coral'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''corn'''
|Pepper Pot, AM
|-
|'''corn sheaves'''
|Dinky, Western Road
|-
|'''cravats'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''cream cakes'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''criticism'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''crystal shards'''
|Scrogden
|-
|'''cupcakes'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''currant buns'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''currents'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''daggers'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''darkness'''
|Death's domain & T-shop
|-
|'''dates'''
|Ephebe, Chronides Farm
|-
|'''dead fish'''
|Slice
|-
|'''deadlines'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''depressed lemmings'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''diamond slippers'''
|Genua, main gate area & Bois
|-
|'''dice'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''dictionaries'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''directions'''
|Sandelfon's Corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''dirt'''
|Bandits' Camp
|-
|'''dirt clods'''
|Sto Plains
|-
|'''discarded clothing'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''dog fur'''
|Sto Lat
|-
|'''dog-ends'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''dolphins'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''dried paint'''
|Brass Neck, just west of Market Place
|-
|'''dried grass'''
|Grass savanna, West of Kom
|-
|'''dried plants'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''dried scats'''
|Grass savanna, West of Kom
|-
|'''driftwood'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''drizzle'''
|AM, Pishe's Garden (hot spring)
|-
|'''droplets of holy water'''
|Escrow, Garlic Way
|-
|'''drunken promises'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''dry sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''duckweed'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''dust'''
|Everywhere
|-
|'''ear horns'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''earwax'''
|Mad Stoat
|-
|'''egresses'''
|Sandelfon's Corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''exams'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''exotic blooms'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''fake rhinu'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild
|-
|'''fashion'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''fear'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''felt''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''fermented cabbage'''
|Sto Lat
|-
|'''festering rubbish'''
|Bandits' Camp
|-
|'''field mice'''
|Dinky, main street
|-
|'''figs'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''film'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''fine sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''fish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''fish oil'''
|AM, Fish's high altar & Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''flame'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''flannel''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''flasks'''
|AM, Alchemist's Guild
|-
|'''fleas'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''floor tiles'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''flotsam '''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''flour'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''flowers'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''fluff (all types)'''
|AM, Gufnork's temple
|-
|'''flying daggers'''
|Klatch, Hashishim Cave
|-
|'''flying fish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''foam'''
|AM, Pishe gardens (hot spring) & Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''food'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''forged papers'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild (Jim's room)
|-
|'''frantic but unladen swallows'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''frantic Hunghungese pot-bellied pigs'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''frantic troll children'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''frantic vulture chicks'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''fried dog'''
|BP, Palace & on pier new Tuna Walk
|-
|'''fried fish'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''frog legs'''
|marsh
|-
|'''frog-spawn'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''frost'''
|Anywhere snowy
|-
|'''fruit cake'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''gambling debts'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''garlic'''
|DJB, Harbour
|-
|'''garlic cloves'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''gauze''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''gilt'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''glittering sand'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''glossy black feathers'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''goat hair'''
|Razorback
|-
|'''gold dust'''
|BP, Fang Estate
|-
|'''goldenrod feathers'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''grains'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''grapes'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''grass'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''grasshoppers'''
|Sto Plains
|-
|'''green mud'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''grflx eggs'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''grflx scales'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''grinning skulls'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''guano'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''gutted fish'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''haddock'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''handbills'''
|Bes Pelargic, samurai dojo & Tuna Walk
|-
|'''ha'pennies'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild, Jim's room
|-
|'''hate mail'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''hatred'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''hearts (all types)'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''heather'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''herring'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''hints'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''honeycombs'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''hot air'''
|DJB
|-
|'''hot fudge sundaes'''
|AM, Ice Cream shop
|-
|'''hot sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''hot velvet'''
|AM, TOSG, Gapp room
|-
|'''hot water'''
|Creel Springs
|-
|'''human hearts'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''ibis feathers'''
|DJB, Bazaar
|-
|'''ice'''
|Anywhere snowy
|-
|'''ice cream'''
|AM, Ice Cream shop
|-
|'''iconographs'''
|BP, Sailors' Bounty pub
|-
|'''insect corpses'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''invitations'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''IOUs'''
|Pseudopolis Yard watchhouse, Bing's Branches
|-
|'''jam rolls'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''jetsam'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''juggling balls'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''juggling clubs'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''lace''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''lacy underwear'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''lamp shades'''
|Hat's Chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''lamprey'''
|AM, TOSG, Fish room
|-
|'''laundry'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''leaf mould'''
|Scrogden
|-
|'''leather''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''leaves'''
|Gloomy Forest (and lots of other places)
|-
|'''letters of complaint'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''lichen'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''lint'''
|AM, Gufnork's temple
|-
|'''lion fur'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''lit cigarettes'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''litter'''
|Jokeshop on Longstreet, BP
|-
|'''lizard tails'''
|marsh
|-
|'''loathing'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''lobster shells'''
|Beach
|-
|'''loose change'''
|AM, Pishe's high altar, Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''lost hopes'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''lost socks'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''lost underwear'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''makeup'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''manatees'''
|Tuna Bay Shipwreck
|-
|'''meatballs'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''melons'''
|Ephebe, Chronides Farm
|-
|'''memories'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''memos'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''metal fragments'''
|Barbarian's Summer Camp
|-
|'''mice'''
|Bois
|-
|'''milk'''
|Razorback
|-
|'''miniature fold-out sofas'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''mirror shards'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''mirrored sunglasses'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''mist'''
|Pishe's chamber (Divine Hand), Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''modern art'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''moon dragon scales'''
|Nowhere, village square
|-
|'''moose droppings'''
|Outside Barbarian's Winter Camp
|-
|'''mortar'''
|BP, Tang Estate
|-
|'''moss'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''mould'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''mouse droppings'''
|Sto lat
|-
|'''mud'''
|AM, Pishe high altar, During Rain (on Elm Street, others unconfirmed)
|-
|'''muddy water'''
|Ohulan-Cutash
|-
|'''muesli'''
|Barbarbian's Summer Camp
|-
|'''mushrooms'''
|Morpork Mountains (Moon Dragon grounds)
|-
|'''native carvings'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''needles'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''newt eyes'''
|marsh
|-
|'''noodles'''
|BP, Pearl Path, near Sion Street (probably other places in BP too)
|-
|'''oak leaves'''
|Gloomy Forest
|-
|'''oats'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''octopi'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''octopodes'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''old contracts'''
|Klatch, Hashishashim Cave and Assassins' Guild Office
|-
|'''old hats'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''old leaves'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''old memories'''
|Sheepridge, town square
|-
|'''olives'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''opah'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''orange and black fur'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''organs'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''origami'''
|BP, Silk Lane
|-
|'''oysters'''
|Beach
|-
|'''paint chips'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''paintbrushes'''
|BP, Sung Estate
|-
|'''paintings'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''paisley''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''palm leaves'''
|Brown Island, Souvenir Shop (possible elsewhere too :-)
|-
|'''pants'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''paper chits'''
|BP, Tuna Walk
|-
|'''papers'''
|AM, Assassin's Guild, Unseen University
|-
|'''paperwork'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''parrot feathers'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''partially-decomposed skin flakes'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''party hats (all types)'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''peacock feathers'''
|BP, Sung Estate
|-
|'''peanut shells'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''pebbles'''
|Bandits' Camp (but also a lot of other places)
|-
|'''permits'''
|BP, Jokeshop on Longstreet & Pearl Path (south of Sung Estate)
|-
|'''pickled onions'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''pie dough'''
|Sheepridge, village sq.
|-
|'''pig manure'''
|Slice
|-
|'''pike'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''pillows'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''pine needles'''
|Gloomy Forest
|-
|'''pineapples'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''plankton'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''playbills'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''playing cards'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''poodles'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''porbeagles'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''positive reviews'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''pottery shards'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''prawns'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''prop swords'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''puppet heads'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''purple mineral powder'''
|Bes Pelargic, Blue moon park
|-
|'''pure cool'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''pure faith'''
|High altars (everywhere), Divine Hand chambers, Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''quill pens'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''quills'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''raindrops'''
|Anywhere rainy, & AM, Pishe's high altar, Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''rainwater'''
|AM, Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''rat tails'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''reagents'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''receipts'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''red dust'''
|AM, Assassins' Courtyard
|-
|'''red mud'''
|BP, Blue Moon Park (entrance)
|-
|'''reeds'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''rice'''
|BP, Calligrapher's Shop (but probably more globally in BP too)
|-
|'''rocks'''
|DJB, West-South of southern gate.
|-
|'''roe'''
|AM, Fish's high altar, Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''rogue thaums'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''romance'''
|Bois
|-
|'''roof tiles'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''room keys'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''rose petals'''
|Nowhere Village
|-
|'''roses'''
|Bois
|-
|'''rotten apples'''
|Bad Ass
|-
|'''rotting brain'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''rotting fruit'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''rubbish'''
|AM, Morpork streets
|-
|'''rumours'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''salmon'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''sand'''
|DJB, Bazaar
|-
|'''scraps of fur'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''scree'''
|Escrow, Village Centre
|-
|'''scripts'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''sculpture'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''scum'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''scumble droplets'''
|Lancre
|-
|'''sea cucumbers'''
|Fish's whirlpool
|-
|'''sea urchins'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''sea water'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''seaweed'''
|Beach
|-
|'''seals'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''sea-shells'''
|Brown Island, Beaches
|-
|'''shale'''
|Morpork Mountains (Moon Dragon grounds)
|-
|'''shark eggs'''
|Beach
|-
|'''shark fins'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''shark teeth'''
|Tuna Bay Shipwreck
|-
|'''shaved coins'''
|AM, Pishe's Gardens (hot spring)
|-
|'''sheep droppings'''
|Sheepridge, town square
|-
|'''sheep's wool'''
|Sheepridge, town square & Nowhere village
|-
|'''shirts'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''shrimp'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''signs'''
|sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''silk''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''silk scraps'''
|AM, Assassin's Guild
|-
|'''silt'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''silver fragments'''
|Escrow
|-
|'''slate'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''slugs'''
|marsh
|-
|'''slush'''
|Anywhere snowy (I think)
|-
|'''small melons'''
|DJB, melon farm
|-
|'''small round stones'''
|Creel Springs
|-
|'''small stones'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''small yellow flowers'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''smoke'''
|Klatch, Hashishhashim Cave
|-
|'''snails'''
|marsh
|-
|'''snake scales'''
|BP, Hong Estate
|-
|'''snow'''
|Anywhere snowy
|-
|'''soap'''
|Creel Springs
|-
|'''someone else's underwear'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''sonkies'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''spam'''
|Sto Lat, King's Road
|-
|'''sparkly fangs'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''spermaceti'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''spilled drinks'''
|AM, Hat high altar & Genua, small shop dedicated to Hat
|-
|'''sprite wings'''
|Razorback
|-
|'''squid'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''squishi'''
|BP, Garden Walk
|-
|'''stale beer'''
|south of Bandit's Camp (Gloomy) & inside Barbarian's Winter Camp
|-
|'''stale coffee'''
|Pseudopolis yard watchhouse
|-
|'''stale potions'''
|Mad Stoat
|-
|'''stale tea'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''starling feathers'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''sticky buns'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''stone chips'''
|Sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand) and Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''stones'''
|Sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand) & Sto Lat, Market Centre
|-
|'''stony sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''storybooks'''
|Bois
|-
|'''straw'''
|Bois
|-
|'''strawberry shortcakes'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''streamers'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''style'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''suffering'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''sugar'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''sunfish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''surprised natives'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''swamp gas'''
|Genua, main gate area & Bois
|-
|'''sweat'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, entrance
|-
|'''swordfish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''tacky underpants'''
|Thieves' Guild, ground level
|-
|'''tax money'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''tears'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand) and Sek's high altar
|-
|'''tedium'''
|AM jail cell
|-
|'''teeth'''
|AM, Shades
|-
|'''terracotta shards'''
|Bes Pelargic, Tuna Walk
|-
|'''terrified drop bears'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''terrified groundhogs'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''terrified ibises'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''terrified walruses'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''terrified wombats'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''test tubes'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''textbooks'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''thimbles'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''thread'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''tie-dye''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''ticket stubs'''
|AM, Dolly Sisters Watch House
|-
|'''tickets'''
|Pseudopolis Yard watchhouse
|-
|'''tiny carcasses'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''tiny octopi'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''tiny purple flowers'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''tiny salamanders'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''toadstools'''
|Wolf's Trail, east of
|-
|'''tomatoes'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''tortoise shells'''
|DJB, southwest of southern Gate
|-
|'''tortoises'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''towels'''
|AM, Pishe gardens
|-
|'''toy castles'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy crystal balls'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy fairies'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy frogs'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy guardsmen'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy musketeers'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy pirates'''
|Genua, Eastern Docks
|-
|'''toy princesses'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy soldiers'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy unicorns'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy witches'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy zebras'''
|Genua
|-
|'''trousers'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''trout'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''tuition fees'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''tumbleweeds'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''turtles'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''twigs'''
|Pekan Ford, Carriage Stop & Bois
|-
|'''type'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''velvet''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''very startled alpacas'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very startled chickens'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very startled ptarmigan'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''very surprised alpacas'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised anthropomorphic sofa springs'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised blackbirds'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised star-nosed moles'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised voles'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''villainy'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''vines'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''vomit'''
|Genua, Bank
|-
|'''vulture feathers'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''wasted votes'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''water'''
|AM, Pishe gardens & Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''water drops'''
|Pishe's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''watermelons'''
|DJB, melon farm
|-
|'''whales'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''wheat'''
|Dinky, main street
|-
|'''whine'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''whirling blades'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''whispers'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''white fur'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''white gems'''
|AM, Sandelfon High Altar, Sandelfon's Corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''white sand'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''withered carrots'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''withered potatoes'''
|Scrogden
|-
|'''withered turnips'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''wolf fur'''
|Bois
|-
|'''wood'''
|Bois
|-
|'''wood shavings'''
|Lancre
|-
|'''wooden splinters'''
|Escrow, Town sq.
|-
|'''worried bunnies'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried chickens'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried ferrets'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried kittens'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried naked mole rats'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''worried star-nosed moles'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried troll children'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried yeti'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''yarrow stalks'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''yellow sand'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''zombie bits'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''zombie ears'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''zombie noses'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''zombie toes'''
|Bleak Prospect
|}

= Requirements =
[[Holy symbol]]

= [[Meditate]] =
{{MeditateBox
| type=o
| steps=2
| target=Nothing
| components=[[Holy symbol]]
| powers=Speech, Movement
| resist=na
}}

[[Category:Pishe Rituals]]
[[Category:Gufnork Rituals]]
[[Category:Gapp Rituals]]
[[Category:Sandelfon Rituals]]
[[Category:Fish Rituals]]
[[Category:Hat Rituals]]
[[Category:Sek Rituals]]
[[Category:Rituals]]
[[Category:Minions]]