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Bless

2015-12-08T00:14:29Z

Poet: /* Description */ isn't this hugely out of date? the faith rods which dropped with bless on are ancient history

{{RitualInfoBox
| name=Bless
| gp=70
| learntat=35 in [[faith.rituals.misc.target]]
| skills=[[faith.rituals.misc.self]]/[[faith.rituals.misc.target|target]]
| grantedby=[[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]] and [[Fish]]
| requirements=[[Incense]]
| rodtype=m
}}

Infuses the target with holy power.

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= Description =
Bestows your God's blessing upon the target, whose stats all rise by 1 as a result of the divine favor. Can be tedious finding and carrying enough incense to use this ritual constantly. The base duration seems to be about equal to your faith.rituals.misc.self or faith.rituals.misc.target bonus in seconds, and stacks in a limited way--Blessing while the target is still under the effects of another Bless seems to reset the timer, ignoring any remaining time on it (so that if you Bless someone twice in a row, it will run out at the same time as it would have if you'd only Blessed them the second time).

Bless does not interfere with other stat items; if it's applied to someone whose stats are modified, it has no effect.

= Help File =

Bless will temporarily raise all of the stats of the target. You need incense to perform this ritual.

= Example =
{{Prebox | > perform bless on Taffyd
You say a prayer over Taffyd.
 The incense in your hands bursts into flames, filling the air with a thick blue-grey smoke. The smoke is caught up in a sudden gust and settles around Taffyd.
 You bless Taffyd in the name of Gufnork.
 You feel the presence of Gufnork surround Taffyd.}}

= Granted By =
[[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]] and [[Fish]]

= Learnt At =
[[faith.rituals.misc.target]] level 35

= Skills Used =
*[[faith.rituals.misc.self]]/[[faith.rituals.misc.target|target]] {{Mocked}}

= Base GP Cost =
70 GP

= Requirements =
[[Incense]]

= [[Meditate]] =
{{MeditateBox
| type=m
| steps=2
| target=Others, Self
| components=[[Incense]] (consumed)
| powers=Speech, Movement
| resist=no
}}

[[Category:Pishe Rituals]]
[[Category:Gufnork Rituals]]
[[Category:Gapp Rituals]]
[[Category:Fish Rituals]]
[[Category:Rituals]]

Talk:Soothing Rain

2015-11-28T12:04:58Z

Poet: /* fleas */

Why are de.area and cu.ta listed as being used? They don't get mocked up (it only takes one mock before you "can't put any more effort into godbothering"), and I don't see any tms listed for those skills on the tm wiki. Has anyone had the experience of tming either skill from this ritual, or advancing one of them a lot and suddenly being better at it, anything like that? --[[User:Ilde|Ilde]] 01:03, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

When I just tested soothing rain to remove berserk, it failed to work and soothe was required instead. I edited this claim on the main article to show that it is uncertain (has not been proved or disproved, needs research). [[User:Saryon|Saryon]] 17:55, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

==fleas==

Here is soothing rain removing fleas:

> srain
It seems slightly easier to perform soothing rain because you are near a sacred shower.
You start to recite a devotional prayer to Pishe under your breath.
You call upon Pishe to provide a soothing rain to wash away the cares of the people.
You hold your set of wooden prayer beads high and cry out for Pishe to infuse the clouds with healing power.
It starts to lightly sprinkle with rain.
You seem cured of your fleas.
[[User:Poet|Poet]] ([[User talk:Poet|talk]]) 12:04, 28 November 2015 (UTC)

2014-11-04T04:14:05Z

Poet: /* Forms of dust devils */

{{RitualInfoBox
| name=Dust Devil
| gp=50/75/100/125/150/...
| learntat=55 in [[faith.rituals.misc.area]] or [[faith.rituals.misc]] (Sek)
| skills=[[faith.rituals.misc.area]] and [[faith.rituals.offensive.area]]
| grantedby=[[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]], [[Sandelfon]], [[Fish]], [[Hat]], [[Sek]]
| requirements=[[Holy symbol|Symbol]]
| rodtype=g
}}

Summons a whirlwind to fight on your behalf. They are a type of [[:Category:Minions|minion]].

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= Description =
Performing this ritual causes a whirlwind to form, its composition depending on where it is summoned (There are over four hundred different types, ranging from leaves, to cat fur, to metal fragments, to pure faith, to the good old dust devils). Trying to summon another minion may lead to dust devils you've summoned slipping out of your control and dissipating. Dust devils will join you in combat as they will 'assist', and can also be "order"ed to attack. Doing so will cause you to become involved in the combat as well.

Dust devils reduce the amount of xp you will get from kills, though this may be countered by being able to kill tougher NPCs. Dust devils are unable to defend and mediocre at dealing damage.

Attacked NPCs will typically spend some of their attacks on you and some on the dust devil, which provides a noticeable amount of indirect defence. Attacked NPCs will also have to expend extra AP defending themselves from dust devil attacks. Dust devils can be killed if they take too much damage. You can use defensive (e.g., Minor Shield) and healing rituals to help protect your dust devil.

It has been observed that dust devils summoned by various players will speak in different ways. An example, "The huge whirlwind of pebbles says to the sun-tanned stone mason: My master has told me '''zat''' you must die." and others will say "...'''that''' you must die."

The progression of the sizes is:
Tiny, small, average, large, huge, gigantic, colossal, enormous, humongous, and unbelievably large.

Dust devils can be referred to as devils, whirlwinds, summons, minions, or creatures.

= Help File =

This ritual summons a dust devil to follow your orders. It will attack if ordered, though not the servants of gods. It will not protect or defend the priest summoning it. A priest can only control two dust devils at a time. Performing this ritual requires use of a holy symbol consecrated to your deity.

= Example =
{{Prebox|> perform dust devil
You find it more difficult to perform dust devil because you are a creator. However, this is mitigated by the fact that you are a creator.
 You raise your hands, and swirl them about.
 You speak the holy word of Fish.
 You summon a dust devil.
 Use "order" to command it.
 The wind picks up a bit and starts swirling. Dust and debris in the area come together to form an unbelievably large whirlwind of leaves.}}

= Granted By =
[[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]], [[Sandelfon]], [[Fish]], [[Hat]] and [[Sek]]

= Learnt At =
[[Category:Rituals with conflicting or dubious learnt at information]]
* [[faith.rituals.misc.area]] level 55 ([[Pishe]], [[Gufnork]], [[Gapp]], [[Sandelfon]], [[Fish]] and [[Hat]])
* [[faith.rituals.misc]] level 55 ([[Sek]])

= Skills Used =
* [[faith.rituals.misc.area]] {{Mocked}}
* [[faith.rituals.offensive.area]] {{Mocked}}

Both skills affect the size and hitpoints of dust devils, as well as their offensive abilities. Defensive abilities seem to be constant.

Of.area determines the number of devils you can summon.

= Base GP Cost =
50/75/100/... GP

The gp cost depends on the number of dust devils or other minions you are already controlling. The base cost is 50 gp (when you're not controlling any other minions already), with an additional 25 gp for every minion you already have.

= Forms of dust devils =
As the name suggests: most of the time a dust devil will consist of, erm, dust. However, there are [http://discworld.atuin.net/lpc/secure/achievements.c?details=disciple%20of%20debris at least 350 different forms], and the following list is an attempt to record them - just in case you fancy a specific looking one, go to the location specified (many may be found in multiple locations). You might have to perform dust devil more than once on that location, as only every 2nd or 3rd performance of this ritual produces a "non-dust" dust devil.

Note: 1) variations of the same dust devil to not seem to count multiple times towards the related achievements. For example creating ten whirlwinds different coloured fluff does not register as creating ten whirlwinds from different materials for the purposes of the achievement. Also, 'banana peels' and 'bananananana peels' are only counted once! 2) some forms can occur in a fairly big area (i.e. in several places within a big city (e.g. pebbles), others are limited to a specific building or room (e.g. see various forms occurring in Alchemists' Guild, AM).

Known devils listed alphabetically, by form of devil:
{|class="wikitable sortable" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" border="1"
!Type
!Location
|-
|'''"beer"'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''abacuses'''
|Ephebe
|-
|'''acid'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''acorns'''
|Wolf's Trail, east of
|-
|'''algae'''
|Beach
|-
|'''allegations'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''alligators'''
|Genua & Bois
|-
|'''ambergris'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''amulets of confession'''
|Temple of Soyin
|-
|'''ancient arrowheads'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''angry hermit crabs'''
|Beach
|-
|'''apple pies'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''apples'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''arrows'''
|Sandelfon's corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''ash'''
|Bandits' Camp
|-
|'''axioms'''
|Ephebe
|-
|'''baby grflxen'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''baby monkeys'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''balloons'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''ballots'''
|AM< Assassin's Guild
|-
|'''banana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bananana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''banananana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bananananana peels'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bananas'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''bank notes'''
|AM, Bing's Branches
|-
|'''bank receipts'''
|AM, Pishe gardens & Pishe's moorlands
|-
|'''barracuda'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''barley'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''bases'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''batik''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''beads'''
|Genua & Bois
|-
|'''black cloth scraps'''
|Escrow, Town Sq.
|-
|'''black gems'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''black water'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''blackberry pies'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''blood'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''blowfish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''blue crystal rings'''
|BP, customs shop
|-
|'''blue water'''
|AM, TOSG, fountain
|-
|'''bonds'''
|Lancre co-op bank
|-
|'''bones'''
|Death's domain, entrance hall & T-Shop
|-
|'''bookmarks'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bottled drop bears'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''bottled llamas'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''bottled walruses'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''blackbird toes'''
|Sto Lat
|-
|'''brawn'''
|AM, Weapon Masters Court
|-
|'''bread'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''bread rolls'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''brick dust'''
|Bois
|-
|'''bricks'''
|Sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''bristles'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''broken dreams'''
|Death's domain, T-Shop
|-
|'''broken feathers'''
|AM & DJB, Hat high altar
|-
|'''broken glasses'''
|Hat's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''broken glassware'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''broken specifications'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''bronze tower shields'''
|Ephebe
|-
|'''buffalo dung'''
|BP, Tuna Walk
|-
|'''bugs'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''butterfly scales'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''buttons'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''cabbage frogs'''
|Sto Plains, cabbage fields
|-
|'''cabbage fronds'''
|Sto Plains, cabbage fields
|-
|'''cabbage futures'''
|AM, Lancre co-op bank
|-
|'''cabbage leaves'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''camel dung'''
|DJB, Bazaar
|-
|'''canapes'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''candy hearts'''
|Sek's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''carp'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''cashmere''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''cat fur'''
|AM, Hat high altar / DJB, bazaar
|-
|'''caterpillars'''
|Sto Plains, cabbage fields
|-
|'''champagne corks'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''chat-up lines'''
|AM, Mended Drum & Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''cheese'''
|Grassy plain between AM and Djelibeybi
|-
|'''cherry blossom'''
|BP, Hong Estate
|-
|'''chickens'''
|Bois
|-
|'''chocolate chip cookies'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''chopsticks'''
|BP, east of Blue Moon Park
|-
|'''chrysalises'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''cigar butts'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''cigars'''
|AM, Pseudopolis Yard watchhouse & DJB, Fez Club
|-
|'''clams'''
|Beach
|-
|'''cloth'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''clouds'''
|AM, Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''coarse sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''cobblestones'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''cobwebs'''
|BP, Tang Estate
|-
|'''cocktail sausages'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand
|-
|'''cocktail umbrellas'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''coconuts'''
|Brown Island, Souvenir Shop
|-
|'''cod'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''coffee'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''coffee beans'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''coins'''
|Lancre co-op bank
|-
|'''coleslaw'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''cone snails'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''confetti'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''confiscated items'''
|AM jail cell
|-
|'''cool dust'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool jewellery'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool shirts'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool sunglasses'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool sweaters'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''cool underwear'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''coral'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''corn'''
|Pepper Pot, AM
|-
|'''corn sheaves'''
|Dinky, Western Road
|-
|'''cravats'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''cream cakes'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''criticism'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''crystal shards'''
|Scrogden
|-
|'''cupcakes'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''currant buns'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''currents'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''daggers'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''darkness'''
|Death's domain & T-shop
|-
|'''dates'''
|Ephebe, Chronides Farm
|-
|'''dead fish'''
|Slice
|-
|'''deadlines'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''depressed lemmings'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''derechmi'''
|Ephebe
|-
|'''diamond slippers'''
|Genua, main gate area & Bois
|-
|'''dice'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''dictionaries'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''directions'''
|Sandelfon's Corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''dirt'''
|Bandits' Camp
|-
|'''dirt clods'''
|Sto Plains
|-
|'''discarded clothing'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''discarded suspenders'''
|Wolftrail, dark forest around it
|-
|'''dockets'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''dog fur'''
|Sto Lat
|-
|'''dog teeth'''
|AM, Bertha's house
|-
|'''dog-ends'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''dolphins'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''doreis'''(various)
|Ephebe
|-
|'''dried paint'''
|Brass Neck, just west of Market Place
|-
|'''dried grass'''
|Grass savanna, West of Kom
|-
|'''dried plants'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''dried scats'''
|Grass savanna, West of Kom
|-
|'''driftwood'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''drizzle'''
|AM, Pishe's Garden (hot spring)
|-
|'''droplets of holy water'''
|Escrow, Garlic Way
|-
|'''drunken promises'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''dry sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''duckweed'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''dugongs'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''dust'''
|Everywhere
|-
|'''ear horns'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''earwax'''
|Mad Stoat
|-
|'''egresses'''
|Sandelfon's Corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''egrets'''
|Sandelfon's Corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''envelopes'''
|AM, Post Office
|-
|'''exams'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''eyeballs'''
|AM, Io's low altar
|-
|'''exotic blooms'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''fake rhinu'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild
|-
|'''fashion'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''fear'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''felt''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''fermented cabbage'''
|Sto Lat
|-
|'''festering rubbish'''
|Bandits' Camp
|-
|'''field mice'''
|Dinky, main street
|-
|'''figs'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''film'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''fish futures'''
|AM, Bing's Branches
|-
|'''fine sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''fish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''fish oil'''
|AM, Fish's high altar & Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''flame'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''flannel''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''flasks'''
|AM, Alchemist's Guild
|-
|'''fleas'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''floor tiles'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''flotsam '''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''flour'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''flowers'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''fluff (all types)'''
|AM, Gufnork's temple
|-
|'''flying daggers'''
|Klatch, Hashishim Cave
|-
|'''flying fish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''foam'''
|AM, Pishe gardens (hot spring) & Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''food'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''forged papers'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild (Jim's room)
|-
|'''frantic but unladen swallows'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''frantic Hunghungese pot-bellied pigs'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''frantic troll children'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''frantic vulture chicks'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''fried dog'''
|BP, Palace & on pier new Tuna Walk
|-
|'''fried fish'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''frog legs'''
|marsh
|-
|'''frog-spawn'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''frost'''
|Anywhere snowy
|-
|'''fruit cake'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''furoshiki cloths'''
|BP, Ninja Guild
|-
|'''gambling debts'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''garlic'''
|DJB, Harbour
|-
|'''garlic cloves'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''gauze''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''gilt'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''gin bottles'''
|AM, AM Daily office
|-
|'''glittering sand'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''glossy black feathers'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''goat hair'''
|Razorback
|-
|'''gold dust'''
|BP, Fang Estate
|-
|'''goldenrod feathers'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''grains'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''grapes'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''grass'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''grasshoppers'''
|Sto Plains
|-
|'''grease'''
|BP, McSweeney estate
|-
|'''green mud'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''grflx eggs'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''grflx scales'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''grinning skulls'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''guano'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''guilt'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''gutted fish'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''haddock'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''handbills'''
|Bes Pelargic, samurai dojo & Tuna Walk
|-
|'''ha'pennies'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild, ground level
|-
|'''hate mail'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''hatred'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''hearts (all types)'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''heather'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''herring'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''himatia'''(various)
|Ephebe
|-
|'''hints'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''honeycombs'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''horsehair-plumed helmets'''
|DJB, Ephebe Road
|-
|'''hot air'''
|DJB and Ephebe
|-
|'''hot coals'''
|Sek's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''hot fudge sundaes'''
|AM, Ice Cream shop
|-
|'''hot sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''hot velvet'''
|AM, TOSG, Gapp room
|-
|'''hot water'''
|Creel Springs
|-
|'''human hearts'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''ibis feathers'''
|DJB, Bazaar
|-
|'''ice'''
|Anywhere snowy
|-
|'''ice cream'''
|AM, Ice Cream shop
|-
|'''iconographs'''
|BP, Sailors' Bounty pub
|-
|'''innocence'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''insect corpses'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''invitations'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''IOUs'''
|Pseudopolis Yard watchhouse, Bing's Branches
|-
|'''jam rolls'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''javelins'''
|Ephebe
|-
|'''jetsam'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''juggling balls'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''juggling clubs'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''kir'''
|DJB, Fez Club
|-
|'''lace''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''lacy underwear'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''lamp shades'''
|Hat's Chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''lamprey'''
|AM, TOSG, Fish room
|-
|'''laundry'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''leaf mould'''
|Scrogden
|-
|'''leather''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''leaves'''
|Gloomy Forest (and lots of other places)
|-
|'''letters of complaint'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''lichen'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''lint'''
|AM, Gufnork's temple
|-
|'''lion fur'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''lit cigarettes'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''litter'''
|Jokeshop on Longstreet, BP
|-
|'''lizard tails'''
|marsh
|-
|'''loathing'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''lobster shells'''
|Beach
|-
|'''logic'''
|Ephebe
|-
|'''loose change'''
|AM, Pishe's high altar, Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''loot'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild, ground level
|-
|'''lost hopes'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''lost socks'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''lost underwear'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''magma'''
|Sek's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''makeup'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''manatees'''
|Tuna Bay Shipwreck
|-
|'''meatballs'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''melons'''
|Ephebe, Chronides Farm
|-
|'''memories'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''memos'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''metal fragments'''
|Barbarian's Summer Camp
|-
|'''mice'''
|Bois
|-
|'''milk'''
|Razorback
|-
|'''miniature fold-out sofas'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''mirror shards'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''mirrored sunglasses'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''mist'''
|Pishe's chamber (Divine Hand), Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''modern art'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''moon dragon scales'''
|Nowhere, village square
|-
|'''moose droppings'''
|Outside Barbarian's Winter Camp
|-
|'''mortar'''
|BP, Tang Estate
|-
|'''moss'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''mould'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''mouse droppings'''
|Sto Lat
|-
|'''mud'''
|AM, Pishe high altar, During Rain (on Elm Street, others unconfirmed)
|-
|'''muddy water'''
|Ohulan-Cutash
|-
|'''muesli'''
|AM, Weapon Masters Court, Barbarbian's Summer Camp
|-
|'''muscle'''
|AM, Weapon Masters Court
|-
|'''mushrooms'''
|Morpork Mountains (Moon Dragon grounds)
|-
|'''native carvings'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''needles'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''negative reviews'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''newt eyes'''
|marsh
|-
|'''noodles'''
|BP, Pearl Path, near Sion Street (probably other places in BP too)
|-
|'''noses'''
|AM, Five ways bell tower
|-
|'''oak leaves'''
|Gloomy Forest
|-
|'''oats'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''octopi'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''octopodes'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''old contracts'''
|Klatch, Hashishim Cave and Assassins' Guild Office
|-
|'''old hats'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''old leaves'''
|DJB, southwest of southern gates
|-
|'''old memories'''
|Sheepridge, town square
|-
|'''olives'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand), Ephebe
|-
|'''opah'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''orange and black fur'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''organs'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''origami'''
|BP, Silk Lane
|-
|'''oysters'''
|Beach
|-
|'''paint chips'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''paintbrushes'''
|BP, Sung Estate
|-
|'''paintings'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''paisley''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''palm leaves'''
|Brown Island, Souvenir Shop (possible elsewhere too :-)
|-
|'''pants'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''paper chits'''
|BP, Tuna Walk
|-
|'''papers'''
|AM, Assassin's Guild, Unseen University
|-
|'''paperwork'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''parabolic reflectors'''
|Ephebe
|-
|'''paradoxes'''
|Ephebe
|-
|'''parrot feathers'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''partially-decomposed skin flakes'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''party hats (all types)'''
|AM, Hat high altar
|-
|'''passive aggression'''
|AM, Bertha's house
|-
|'''peacock feathers'''
|BP, Sung Estate
|-
|'''peanut shells'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''pebbles'''
|Bandits' Camp (but also a lot of other places)
|-
|'''permits'''
|BP, Jokeshop on Longstreet & Pearl Path (south of Sung Estate)
|-
|'''piano wire'''
|Genua, Mano Rossa guild
|-
|'''pickled onions'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''pie dough'''
|Sheepridge, village sq.
|-
|'''pig manure'''
|Slice
|-
|'''pigeon toes'''
|Sto Lat
|-
|'''pike'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''pillows'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''pine cones'''
|Forest
|-
|'''pine needles'''
|Gloomy Forest
|-
|'''pineapples'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''plaid''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''plankton'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''playbills'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''playing cards'''
|Genua, Casino
|-
|'''poodles'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''poodle fur'''
|AM, Bertha's house
|-
|'''poodles'''
|AM, Bertha's house
|-

|'''porbeagles'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''positive reviews'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''pottery shards'''
|Skund Forest, by crystal egg tree
|-
|'''prawns'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''props'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''prop swords'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''protractors'''
|Ephebe
|-
|'''puppet heads'''
|AM, Salt Shaker
|-
|'''purple mineral powder'''
|Bes Pelargic, Blue moon park
|-
|'''pure cool'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''pure faith'''
|High altars (everywhere), Divine Hand chambers, Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''quill pens'''
|AM, Sandelfon's high altar
|-
|'''quills'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''raindrops'''
|Anywhere rainy, & AM, Pishe's high altar, Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''rainwater'''
|AM, Pishe's Garden
|-
|'''rat fur'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''rat tails'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''reagents'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''receipts'''
|AM, Council building, AM, Thieves' Guild, ground level
|-
|'''red dust'''
|AM, Assassins' Courtyard
|-
|'''red mud'''
|BP, Blue Moon Park (entrance)
|-
|'''reeds'''
|Swamp
|-
|'''rice'''
|BP, Calligrapher's Shop (but probably more globally in BP too)
|-
|'''rocks'''
|DJB, West-South of southern gate.
|-
|'''roe'''
|AM, Fish's high altar, Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''rogue thaums'''
|AM, Unseen University
|-
|'''romance'''
|Bois
|-
|'''roof tiles'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''room keys'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''rose petals'''
|Nowhere Village
|-
|'''roses'''
|Bois
|-
|'''rotten apples'''
|Bad Ass
|-
|'''rotting brain'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''rotting fruit'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''rubbish'''
|AM, Morpork streets
|-
|'''rum bottles'''
|AM, AM Daily office
|-
|'''rumours'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''rye'''
|AM, Pepper Pot
|-
|'''salmon'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''sand'''
|DJB, Bazaar
|-
|'''sarissas'''
|Ephebe
|-
|'''saveloy-rhinu'''
|BP, McSweeney estate
|-
|'''scones'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''scraps of fur'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''scree'''
|Escrow, Village Centre
|-
|'''scripts'''
|Holywood
|-
|'''sculpture'''
|AM, Royal Art Museum
|-
|'''scum'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''scumble droplets'''
|Lancre
|-
|'''sea cucumbers'''
|Fish's whirlpool
|-
|'''sea urchins'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''sea water'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''seaweed'''
|Beach
|-
|'''seals'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''sea-shells'''
|Brown Island, Beaches
|-
|'''shale'''
|Morpork Mountains (Moon Dragon grounds)
|-
|'''shark eggs'''
|Beach
|-
|'''shark fins'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''shark teeth'''
|Tuna Bay Shipwreck
|-
|'''shaved coins'''
|AM, Pishe's Gardens (hot spring)
|-
|'''sheep droppings'''
|Sheepridge, town square
|-
|'''sheep's wool'''
|Sheepridge, town square & Nowhere village
|-
|'''sheer veils'''
|DJB, Fez Club
|-
|'''shirts'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''shrimp'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''signs'''
|Sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''silk''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''silk scraps'''
|AM, Assassin's Guild
|-
|'''silt'''
|Tuna Bay shipwreck
|-
|'''silver fragments'''
|Escrow
|-
|'''slate'''
|AM, Five Ways Bell Tower
|-
|'''slugs'''
|marsh
|-
|'''slush'''
|Anywhere snowy (I think)
|-
|'''small bones'''
|Wolftrail, dark forest around it
|-
|'''small melons'''
|DJB, melon farm
|-
|'''small round stones'''
|Creel Springs
|-
|'''small stones'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''small yellow flowers'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''smoke'''
|Klatch, Hashishhashim Cave
|-
|'''snails'''
|marsh
|-
|'''snake scales'''
|BP, Hong Estate
|-
|'''snow'''
|Anywhere snowy
|-
|'''soap'''
|Creel Springs
|-
|'''solid blue robes'''
|BP, customs shop
|-
|'''someone else's underwear'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''sonkies'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''spam'''
|Sto Lat, King's Road
|-
|'''sparkly fangs'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''sparrow toes'''
|Sto Lat, Queen's Road
|-
|'''special courier's hats'''
|AM, Post Office
|-
|'''spermaceti'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''spilled drinks'''
|AM, Hat high altar & Genua, small shop dedicated to Hat
|-
|'''sponges'''
|Ephebe
|-
|'''sprite wings'''
|Razorback
|-
|'''squid'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''squishi'''
|BP, Garden Walk
|-
|'''stale beer'''
|south of Bandit's Camp (Gloomy), Barbarian's Winter Camp, Dinky
|-
|'''stale coffee'''
|Pseudopolis yard watchhouse
|-
|'''stale potions'''
|Mad Stoat
|-
|'''stale tea'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''stamps'''
|AM, Post Office
|-
|'''starling feathers'''
|Sto Lat, Sewers
|-
|'''sticky buns'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''stocks'''
|Sto Lat, Bing Bank
|-
|'''stone chips'''
|Sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand) and Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''stones'''
|Sandelfon's Chamber (divine hand) & Sto Lat, Market Centre
|-
|'''stony sand'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''storybooks'''
|Bois
|-
|'''straw'''
|Bois
|-
|'''strawberry shortcakes'''
|AM Bakeries
|-
|'''streamers'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''style'''
|Monks of Cool
|-
|'''suffering'''
|AM, Sek's high altar
|-
|'''sugar'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''sunfish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''surprised natives'''
|Brown Island
|-
|'''swamp gas'''
|Genua, main gate area & Bois
|-
|'''swag'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild, ground level
|-
|'''sweat'''
|AM, Weapon Masters Court, Barbarian's Winter Camp, entrance
|-
|'''swordfish'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''tachibos'''
|BP, customs shop
|-
|'''tacky underpants'''
|AM, Thieves' Guild, ground level
|-
|'''tax money'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''tears'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand) and Sek's high altar
|-
|'''tedium'''
|AM jail cell
|-
|'''teeth'''
|AM, Shades
|-
|'''terracotta shards'''
|Bes Pelargic, Tuna Walk
|-
|'''terrified drop bears'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''terrified groundhogs'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''terrified ibises'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''terrified meerkats'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''terrified noseless dogs'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''terrified walruses'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''terrified wombats'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''terrified vulture chicks'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''test tubes'''
|AM, Alchemists' Guild
|-
|'''textbooks'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''thimbles'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''thread'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''tie-dye''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''ticket stubs'''
|AM, Dolly Sisters Watch House
|-
|'''tickets'''
|Pseudopolis Yard watchhouse
|-
|'''tiny carcasses'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''tiny octopi'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''tiny purple flowers'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''tiny salamanders'''
|Pishe's chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''toadstools'''
|Wolf's Trail, east of
|-
|'''tomatoes'''
|AM, The Dysk
|-
|'''tortoise shells'''
|DJB, southwest of southern Gate
|-
|'''tortoises'''
|Ephebian Desert, Ephebe
|-
|'''towels'''
|AM, Pishe gardens
|-
|'''toy castles'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy crystal balls'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy fairies'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy frogs'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy guardsmen'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy musketeers'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy pirates'''
|Genua, Eastern Docks
|-
|'''toy princesses'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy soldiers'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy unicorns'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy witches'''
|Genua
|-
|'''toy zebras'''
|Genua
|-
|'''trousers'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''trout'''
|Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''tuition fees'''
|BP, Language Institute
|-
|'''tumbleweeds'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''tuna'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''turtles'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''twigs'''
|Pekan Ford, Carriage Stop & Bois
|-
|'''type'''
|Newspaper offices
|-
|'''unsound ideas'''
|Ephebe
|-
|'''velvet''' (various)
|Gappic Temples
|-
|'''very startled alpacas'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very startled chickens'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very startled ptarmigan'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''very surprised alpacas'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised anthropomorphic sofa springs'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised blackbirds'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised star-nosed moles'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''very surprised voles'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''villainy'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''vines'''
|Rainforest
|-
|'''vomit'''
|Genua, Bank
|-
|'''vulture feathers'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''warm gauze'''
|AM, Gapp's low altar
|-
|'''wasted votes'''
|AM, Council building
|-
|'''water'''
|AM, Pishe gardens & Fish's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''water drops'''
|Pishe's chamber (Divine Hand)
|-
|'''watermelons'''
|DJB, melon farm
|-
|'''whales'''
|AM, Fish's high altar
|-
|'''wheat'''
|Dinky, main street
|-
|'''whine'''
|AM, Mended Drum
|-
|'''whiskey'''
|BP, McSweeney estate
|-
|'''whiskey bottles'''
|AM, AM Daily office
|-
|'''whirling blades'''
|Klatch, Oasis
|-
|'''whispers'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''white fur'''
|Barbarian's Winter Camp, just south of it
|-
|'''white gems'''
|AM, Sandelfon High Altar, Sandelfon's Corridor (divine hand)
|-
|'''white belts'''
|BP, Ninja Guild
|-
|'''white sand'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''withered carrots'''
|Listening Monks temple
|-
|'''withered cucumbers'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''withered potatoes'''
|Scrogden
|-
|'''withered swedes'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''withered turnips'''
|Hillshire
|-
|'''wolf fur'''
|Bois
|-
|'''wood'''
|Bois
|-
|'''wood shavings'''
|Lancre
|-
|'''wooden splinters'''
|Escrow, Town sq.
|-
|'''worried bunnies'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried chickens'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried ferrets'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried kittens'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried naked mole rats'''
|Hat's Chamber (divine hand)
|-
|'''worried star-nosed moles'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried troll children'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''worried yeti'''
|AM, Hat's high altar
|-
|'''yarrow stalks'''
|Bad Ass, Witch's Guild
|-
|'''yellow sand'''
|Ephebian Desert
|-
|'''zombie bits'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''zombie ears'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''zombie noses'''
|Bleak Prospect
|-
|'''zombie toes'''
|Bleak Prospect
|}

= Requirements =
[[Holy symbol]]

= [[Meditate]] =
{{MeditateBox
| type=o
| steps=2
| target=Nothing
| components=[[Holy symbol]]
| powers=Speech, Movement
| resist=na
}}

[[Category:Pishe Rituals]]
[[Category:Gufnork Rituals]]
[[Category:Gapp Rituals]]
[[Category:Sandelfon Rituals]]
[[Category:Fish Rituals]]
[[Category:Hat Rituals]]
[[Category:Sek Rituals]]
[[Category:Rituals]]
[[Category:Minions]]