Gapp, God of Fine Clothing
Often considered an elitist, Gapp and His priests make a point of being the best-dressed at any public function. The sense of style of His worshippers is as unquestionable as it is changeable, with new fashions tearing through His temples on a weekly basis. Gapp is a god who believes He is the best, and He knows how to dress properly for the position.
The most important of Gapp's commandments include: Thou shalt not go forth unclothed like the lesser beasts, unless My High Priest doth send you forth thus on My behalf, for infractions against My church such as over-dressing when in the presence of one holier than thou.
The types of clothes Gapp favours vary widely, but there are always three different things that He likes for any given week. Some past examples have included....
An item of clothing need not fulfill all three aspects to be fashionable, only one. In May of 2011, Gapp significantly altered the lists of colours, styles, and materials He chooses from when deciding what's fashionable, and decided to pick one colour, style, and material each week.
The fashion changes every reboot, and after a week of uptime.