User:Kione

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Altar Girl of Gufnork

She has short hair, and because it's short it sticks up and could also be described as fluffy. She likes to be cheerful but can also be comtemplative, sitting quietly at a Gufnorkian high altar and praying to His glory. She possesses a gentle, easy grace that gives off a sense of complete peace.

Her nationality is Howondalandish and she is from Zabingo.
About 20 years ago, a brave and handsome missionary explorer set out to bloodily and forcefully conquer the backwards tribes of Howondaland and thus spread the fluffy teachings of Gufnork. He fought wild beasts and dodged poisonous traps and also rescued a sacrificial virgin from right under the nose of the Arch High Priest, four High Priests, 50 lesser Priests, seven harem girls, 90 soldiers and a man selling dubious human-hearts-onna-stick. The virgin herself was unhappy at first, but a night of, er, -discussion- soon convinced her that she was really missing out on what the rest of the world had to offer. So the missionary explorer and the ex-sacrificial-virgin went back to Djelibeybi where, nine months later, Kione was born.